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Walking alone can be a frightening experience, but not if you come
equipped with Terrorscopic Walking Stick. This is because this
walking stick can be pointed at the ground immediately in front of
any would be assailant, and project an image there calculated to
cause instant terror.
do this because contained in its digital memory are highly
realistic representations of numerous varieties of gaping chasms and
other vertiginous encounters. Some are of moving images, like a
mattress seething with all manner of voracious insect life. Others
have continuously altering parallax, calculated to confuse and
startle. All are intended to arrest and distract the intentions of those
approaching with malice as their motive.
The entire apparatus needed to deliver the images is easily stored in
the shaft of Terrorscopic Walking Stick, access being facilitated by a
couple of buttons on the top handle. The images are naturally
projected at the very tip. Appropriate sound effects are extra of
||Somehow I think the effect would be lost on cobblestone or gravel surfaces.
||But not on the walls......