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Contemporary fashions are quite revealing of the wearer's
to the general public. The public viewing of these private parts
signifies a major shift in what is considered socially acceptable.
However, these developments have mostly been liberating and
simultaneously exploitative of women,
particularly of their
breasts, buttocks and wonderous forms.
On the other hand, no great advancements have been made in
liberating the private parts of men since tight pants popularly
penis and testicles as sharp points in decades gone by. Testicles
Spectacles is the new revolutionary fashion technology that will
allow private parts to have private showings open to the general
Unlike womens clothes these pants are not immediately
An interested observer must get close enough to look through
outlined goggles on the front of the fashionable trousers. A thin
mesh allows a close observer to see through the holes, while
someone further away cannot. These trousers allow others
unprecedented visual access to your penis and testicles, while at
the same time enjoying a modesty women can only dream of.
[JesusHChrist, Jan 11 2014]
Anatomically incorrect [pocmloc, Jan 11 2014]
|| So something Like this oOo or this o0o embedded in your pants?
||Hope no one is fashion forward enough to tattoo eyes on balls. Ouch!
||Maybe there would be a way of making two-way Eyepants
similar to those linked to in the linked Anthrowear idea?
||Do you have to wear co-ordinated underpants? Or are you meant to go commando?
||perhaps something similar to muslim womens' headgear; you could go full exposure, scrotum only or a mesh which also supplies support. All in all a good idea for those hot summer days.