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Testicles Spectacles

A new fashion statement is also a cultural critique.
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Contemporary fashions are quite revealing of the wearer's bodies to the general public. The public viewing of these private parts signifies a major shift in what is considered socially acceptable. However, these developments have mostly been liberating and simultaneously exploitative of women, particularly of their breasts, buttocks and wonderous forms.

On the other hand, no great advancements have been made in liberating the private parts of men since tight pants popularly defined the penis and testicles as sharp points in decades gone by. Testicles Spectacles is the new revolutionary fashion technology that will allow private parts to have private showings open to the general public.

Unlike womens clothes these pants are not immediately revealing. An interested observer must get close enough to look through the outlined goggles on the front of the fashionable trousers. A thin mesh allows a close observer to see through the holes, while someone further away cannot. These trousers allow others unprecedented visual access to your penis and testicles, while at the same time enjoying a modesty women can only dream of.

rcarty, Jan 11 2014

EyePants Anthro-wear
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Goggle jacket http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Goggle_jacket
Anatomically incorrect [pocmloc, Jan 11 2014]

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       So something Like this oOo or this o0o embedded in your pants?   

       Hope no one is fashion forward enough to tattoo eyes on balls. Ouch!
popbottle, Jan 11 2014
  

       Maybe there would be a way of making two-way Eyepants similar to those linked to in the linked Anthrowear idea?
JesusHChrist, Jan 11 2014
  

       Do you have to wear co-ordinated underpants? Or are you meant to go commando?
pocmloc, Jan 11 2014
  

       perhaps something similar to muslim womens' headgear; you could go full exposure, scrotum only or a mesh which also supplies support. All in all a good idea for those hot summer days.
FlyingToaster, Jan 11 2014
  
      
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