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Find a particularly vulnerable woman
out all about her from friends of hers and the internet.
Meet her somehow. Bump in to her accidentally at a
coffee shop or at a Renaissance fair. Tell her that you
are a psychic. If she has a recently departed husband
puppy dog, so much the better.
Tell her you will read her fortune for free using
halfbakery.com. Ask her to pick a random number.
Start hitting the random link on halfbakery.com. When
you get to a good and appropriate title, stop.
Read her the title and your interpretation of that title
and how it
affects her future. Or her love life, or its her dearly
departed whomever trying to contact her. Use standard
psychic mumbo jumbo to obscure what you are doing and
amp it up!!
You just told her fortune, you charming scalawag of a
fortune teller you!! (thats fortune number 1) If she
for it hook line and sinker, tell her the next reading is
thousand Euros. 10 readings later youre rich (thats
fortune number 2). So you just made two fortunes with
Go ahead. Try it. Hit the random button a few times.
Lets try it, Shall We????
i foresee travel in your future
Are you going on a trip? Of course you are. [r_kreher, Aug 17 2013]
The Japanese tradition - dating. Tongue in cheek, but wonderfully creepy...
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 17 2013]
Dit Doo Doo Doo Dit Dah Dah Dah
[pashute, Aug 21 2013]
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||For example: Basic Fridge Food Airport Kiosks
||(The way to any woman's heart.)
||//Bump in to her accidentally
||The Japanese Tradition - Dating, will give many ideas for "encounters". C link.
||What a wonderful new form of stalking!
||Humph! Not much to work with so far: Sander Dumbbell Clip, Yearly Public Vote of Confidence, Public Email-IM Booths, Dit Doo Doo Doo Dit Dah Dah Dah...
||Hang on a sec... Oooh! Death by a Thousand Cuts! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! I think we have our winner!!!