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The Roar Of Invisible Jets

 make the sound of invisible stealth planes
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Next time one world leader wants to impress another one, instead of giant planes flying over head that are clearly visible, they should create the spectacle of totally invisible ones zooming past.

This can be acheived via a series of strategically placed hidden loud speakers that broadcast the exact sound of a squadron of high powered jets passing directly overhead that are totally invisible.

"How do you like our new ultra stealth planes?"

—xenzag, Aug 17 2025

Fly Past https://news.sky.co...-in-alaska-13412548
generate the exact same sound, but without the planes [xenzag, Aug 17 2025]

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       Throw 10,000 marching feet in for good measure.
—minoradjustments, Aug 17 2025
   

       {Roar of an invisible annotation passing overhead} [+]
—pertinax, Aug 18 2025
   

       Was mine the fifth + vote? Unless you vote yourself right now you'll never know.   

       The stealth vote.   

       hahaha - the auto croissant (direct opposite of the auto boner)
—xenzag, Aug 18 2025
   

       Sun Tzu approves.
—21 Quest, Aug 18 2025
   


 

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