Just as The Peaky Blinders terrified all and sundry with their lethal
cloth caps, the less well known but even more viscious Tutu
Bellyslashers spread fear wherever they venture.
These tutu wearing assassins only reveal the true extent of their
terrible weaponry when under threat, or if an adversary
taught a severe lesson.
When the situation demands, the tutu wearer spins into action,
diaphanous garment rising up to form an almost horizontal circle
whirling material. This balletic pirrouetting also releases the
continuous line of razor blades concealed around the perimeter of
the tutu, just under the frilly edging. No belly in proximity is safe
from the destructive action of this terrifying human bacon slicer.
Being tall and athletic, Tutu Bellyslashers can also deliver lethal
throat strikes by combining their spinning action with that of
spectacular balletic leaps. Even the dreaded Peak Blinders are put
flight by The Tutu Bellyslashers.
Those who like the idea will be delighted to know that when the
current Peaky Blinders BBC documentary series comes to an end,
Tutu Bellyslashers will begin.