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Just in time for Valentine's, this tastefully decorated
authentic replica of Richard III's halberd-smashed skull comes
with a fresh crop of red & white roses growing through the
available natural and unnatural openings in the skull.
War Of The Roses (The Divorce Edition
[theircompetitor, Feb 05 2013]
||Such is the winter of our this content.
||Disgusting in such a good way. +
||A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
||The Hunchback of Leicester
||His rose is white, but for this king, the history is
Though he is York, perhaps "the" York, he's not the
York you knew
He is no Conqueror, no Lion, as Shakespeare would
He did not try to rescue Zion, this last of the
He did not sign the document that led us to
And what we know of him, we know through
Tudors and hypocrisy
He is no Ivanhoe sub-plot, no Walter Scott
A tragic man without a horse, without a song or
A twisted spine, a twisted tale, dead princes in
And now, unlike the Holy Grail, hes found and
But heres the part Id like to know about his
Now that we know Richard the Third was in a
Was there one more bizarre detail, yes truly, just
Was there a hatchback parked above? Or was it a
||[+] Would there also be a place for a hidden knife?
||One chocolate-covered bun to [tc].