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Are you bored with turtles? You might be surprised to find that you're not alone. In fact, many people find turtles to be pretty boring. However, with a little bit of ingenuity, even the most boring turtle can be converted into a Turtule.
Simply affix Turtule Nubs to the shell, underbelly, legs,
head, and tail of a conventional turtle and it becomes a Turtule.
Think Legos, but with turtles instead of bricks.
Now you can build practically anything, out of turtles! You could even build a really big turtle out of thousands of little turtles. Great for cosmology experiments too.
[Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004]
heh. Don't know how I missed it, [LBAF]. [Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004]
||Turtle armor might help with predation by ravens in the Mojave.
||Don't they already have armor? Perhaps what they need are weapons.
||Nunchucks? ... I've seen those before