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Viagra Indicator

For you ladies on first dates- know what's really on his mind
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Viagra has to be taken early, right? An hour or two before... the big event. It leaves a chemical residue in the blood stream that must be detectable in the saliva. With this handy little micky you just drop it in his drink, his lips react with the beverage, and voila- you know whether or not his intentions are pure- by the bright red color his martini turns.
ASLAN, Dec 17 2002


       Of course, viagra is now in trial phases for asthmatics- so false positives are a complication...
ASLAN, Dec 17 2002

       Is that a sloe gin martini, or are you just glad to see me?
thumbwax, Dec 17 2002

       <Hand up>
You can't fairly infer intent from someone that is ensuring capability.
<erm...hand down>
The chap might be a knight in shining armour, it just so happens he's got a canoe in his pocket.
Jinbish, Dec 17 2002

       Hands up all males whose intentions are pure...   

       [Put it down waugs, we know *all* about you.]
DrCurry, Dec 17 2002

       what [wee] said (I think)
po, Dec 17 2002

       It seems that you have been meeting the wrong males. It also seems that [DrC] is one of them.
angel, Dec 17 2002

       Isn't this a little - you know - sexist? It's not only men that want sex on first dates, you know.
egbert, Dec 17 2002

       even dates are the result of a happy mating.
po, Dec 17 2002

       If I only took a quarter of a viagra tablet, would it be enough to stop me peeing on my shoes?
Sir Jekyll Shave, Feb 04 2003


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