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Wood and Nail Day
Celebration day marking the relationship between mankind,wood and nails. | |
July 30.
Required: One hammer,several nails and hard wearing
baggy
overalls.
Find a tree and nail yourself to it.
Town and City trees may get very crowded.
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Nail Yourself to a Tree Day will be very popular with rapists and thieves. |
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Audubon Society won't like it, if they are not in a "Let us destroy a chainsaw" mood. |
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Nearly, but there's no reason to get all cross about it. |
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Won't somebody think of the trees?... |
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//Won't somebody think of the trees?// |
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The old Oak, " Seed, It's been an eternity since I felt the
needle that tears a hole, and ain't it great, young reach." "
Ahhh pops, again, again." , " Same time next layer "
creaked the old one. |
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If this were to turn into a reality celebration show.I
presume it would be called "Big Tree" with the motto "You
never can get the last nail in" |
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Araucaria araucana plantations, will most probably be
infested with troops of monkeys putting the nail and
hammer problem into practice by developing
undergarments and nailing themselves to the trees. |
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