Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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World Mews

The newspaper of current cute meow videos
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This would be a website and associated actual print publication (which could focus on exact spelling transcriptions), that displays in traditional newspaper-style layout, the most current kitten videos from around the world, including mews associated with all of the traditional sections of a newspaper -- politics, sports, financial, comics, style, and how kitten videos effect each of these aspects of the world.
JesusHChrist, Nov 10 2013

For you all... http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=51647
[RayfordSteele, Nov 10 2013]


       Pass the flamethrower.   

8th of 7, Nov 10 2013

       Ahh, you've taken over my role of being the fishbone magnet. How can I decline to provide one more?
not_morrison_rm, Nov 10 2013

       You're meow welcome meow meow. (Licks fishbones)
JesusHChrist, Nov 10 2013

       <here's GROG attempting to suppress the gag reflex>   

       [-] Well, that didn't work.   

       But on the bright side... eh... oh wait, that is [8th]'s flamethrower. Never mind.
Grogster, Nov 10 2013

       Didn't you mean to say Purrld Mews
rcarty, Nov 10 2013

       // that is [8th]'s flamethrower //   

       S'OK, take this one. We have others, besides we have to go and call in an airstrike. Just keep burning stuff 'till we get back.   

       You want any grenades with that ?
8th of 7, Nov 10 2013

       [8th], I'm sending in my crack brigade of rhinoceros commandos to help quash this terrible idea. Deploy them as you will, but please try to send most of them back alive. They're difficult to train.
Alterother, Nov 10 2013

       My Frisco bunned this behind my back.
blissmiss, Nov 10 2013

       [Alt], we promise we will ensure the ashes are cold before sending in the rhinos to trample them into the dirt.   

       Thankyou for your assistance; it will not go unrewarded.
8th of 7, Nov 10 2013

       Everybody loves adorable kittens. Everybody who's not an inhuman monster, anyway. The only reason I don't wish I could give this idea fifty buns is because I would actually like to give it a hundred! [++++++++]
ytk, Nov 10 2013

       Adorable kittens? Yes, they're adorable, until they start clawing the furniture and defecating wherever they damn please. Links to crappy videos of adorable kittens cramming my inbox 24/7? I'd rather have the real thing, feces and all. LOL Katz and their ilk are tearing down the pillars of society.
Alterother, Nov 10 2013

       What a softy you are.
blissmiss, Nov 10 2013

       Oh well, I just evened the score. [+] (Although it is a terrible pun-ish title.)
xandram, Nov 11 2013

RayfordSteele, Nov 11 2013

       Come on then [Ray], if you think you're hard enough. We will take you down, you and your benighted mob of mangy flea-ridden fur-covered shit machines ...   

8th of 7, Nov 11 2013

       Release the hounds!   

       always wanted to say that...   

       I cats canned scats.
pashute, Nov 11 2013


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