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Everyone knows rockets are phallic.
For the sake of equality, we should make some yonic spacecraft too.
They might not be as aerodynamic, so they could be maybe futur istic-shu ttle-so rt-o f-thi ngs or
some other kind of doe sn't-ha ve-t o-pu sh-th e-atmo sphere-ou t-o f-th e-w ay craft, instead
of launch vehicles.
Care should be taken to avoid implying undesirable implications by this, though (such as that men are powerful and women are subservient).
Rover Environmental Monitoring Station
More phallic space hardware: Curiosity's meteorological sensors [notexactly, Jan 21 2019]
Temperature and Winds for InSight
More phallic space hardware: InSight's meteorological sensors (derived from REMS) [notexactly, Jan 21 2019]
Mars Environmental Dynamics Analyzer
More phallic (future) space hardware: Mars 2020's meteorological sensors (derived from REMS and TWINS) [notexactly, Jan 21 2019]
||Hey, do you think maybe the design of the USS Enterprise
was an attempt at sexual egalitarianism?
||Wha t's-wit hthe-sp acing?
||Too much 19 90s-scr een-wid th-a nd-brow sers-no t-be
ing-ab le-t o-re wrap-te xt-accomo dation.
||It'd be an absolute cunt to steer.