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As you input the numbers working towards the answer,
calculator moans approval and goads you on. "Mmmhmm,
that's right, oh yea! Right there!" When you hit the finish
calculation button it shows you the answer while yelling
Great for people sitting alone in their
taxes. Let the neighbors think you're doing something a
Please don't... BONE this idea.
Thank you, great crowd.
A somewhat clever idea for comparison.
[doctorremulac3, Oct 31 2019]
You said bone!
Heh heh! [doctorremulac3, Oct 31 2019]
||Yes, but does it still go "Ka-ching!" at the end?
||Which reminds me, if you're rich, never date a woman who
says that at the moment of climax.
||I wasn't gonna, (bone it), till you said not to. Oppositional
Disorder, look it up, doctor, it's in the DSM III.
||Heh heh. You said bone. (see link) (If you dare)
||The calculator should be quite long to reach those itchy spots in the middle of your back.