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When you declare a atm card as stolen, it goes into database.
If an atm detects a stolen card in use, it sprays yellow paint on the
suspect and calls for the cops automagically.
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I like anything that happens automagically |
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[unfortunate momentary voltage spike]
[Akimbomidget] slides his card in reader on ATM
[false] [stolen card detected]
Spraying sounds ensue |
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This could be combined with the P*nic P*N idea. |
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You type in your Panic Pin, you get sprayed with yellow paint, the police have less difficulty determining a motive when they find your body? |
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Would this also happen when my bank "detects unusual activity" on my account? Because that happens pretty much hourly with me. |
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A similar scheme could exist at supermarkets where cashiers are provided with dye-filled water bombs. |
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What's antisarcasm? Is it some sort of desnarking compound? |
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