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Roger collapsed on the hard bed. It had been a long flight, and the conference was going to drag on for another three days. He pulled out his cellphone, and the new gizmo he and his wife had exchanged for Valentine's Day.
"Hon..., it's 4:30 in the morning here."
needed to hear your voice. Wanna try out our new toys?"
"Ummmph... hang on, let me plug it into the phone jack."
Roger also plugged in his mobile lips into the jack, and waited for the 'lipservice' light to come on, to indicate that the modem had established a connection. The lips, mouth, and tongue were fashioned from a mold of Lisa's mouth, covering the mechanism itself, a combination of positioning sensors, electro-active polymers, and conventional clockwork, controlled by the CKU (cental kissing unit), and given input from the partner's unit via the modem.
They kissed for what seemed like hours, even though only a few minutes had gone by. When Roger finally pulled away, the unit sensed no more input and the modem switched back to 'talk' mode.
"Thanks dear, that was wonderful."
"You know, you can use the record button next time, and you wouldn't have to wake me up..."
"I know, but it just isn't the same."
And if gets too hot and steamy, you can plug in one of these...
[DrCurry, Oct 04 2004]
Internet, not cellphone, not molded, not two-way, and most of all, not really intended for a mouth. [jutta, Jun 29 2005]
"Japanese boffins build internet kissing machine"
Kind of baked [hippo, May 03 2011]
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||I've heard of phone sex, but phone porn? Give me a break!
||I very much doubt this'd be anything like kissing even a very unattractive dry-mouthed person.
||Might get an ear infection, let alone infection other places
||i swear i thought the title said "cellophane kissing lips
attachment" and liked it. i imagined a lip-cover as
protection from herpes or when you have to kiss aunt
maude's hairy cheek...if this idea's not baked i think i shall
||Nothing heats things up like worrying about my cellphone minute count.
||Time to update your service plan there, frozentomato - a month ago I updated mine which stays the same financially *but* gives me 3000 minutes. In fact, it's even cheaper to have 10 times as many minutes since I don't go over...
||It's the gsm nimf-slot, keep up the good work?
||Interesting story on oral haptics in today's Register - see link
||And now its on a Big Bang Theory episode...