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A cracker fountain would distribute food such as crackers in the place of water to the public for free. Who doesnt get hungry from time to time?
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Especially useful next to a water fountain. Or perhaps switch to pretzel and beer fountains. Of course, in more upscale locations they'd have a set of wine and cheese fountains. |
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Could you wade in it? Could you hold your mouth under the cracker streams? And what about the pigeons? |
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Yeah! And next to it you can have a lower fountain that spouts dog biscuits. |
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Make that one owner-controlled, or my little fat dog will constantly be running away (well, at least I'll always know where to find her). |
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I was thinking of [calum]'s crackers . but not with him in them. ahem... |
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but a picture of biscuit crumbs spewing out of a fountain is pretty funny, too. |
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Gotta go stick a turkey in the oven now. |
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