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a dining table with a lip around the edge [as a pool table-but no green felt,maybe something more cleanable] to keep in spilt liquids,and pockets with plastic bags instead of nets to collect spillages.
Mopec Autopsy Table
Rim, drain, taps. Everything you need (PDF format) [pottedstu, Oct 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
HTML, but you need Acrobat for the details. [pottedstu, Oct 15 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
||Snooker table: 15 tomatoes, a lemon, a sprout, a meatball, a blueberry muffin, a spoonful of salmon mousse, a black olive and a meringue. Plus some breadsticks to help it all down.
||PeterSealy: You're not being macabre enough. I found you the perfect table. It's worrying that I straight away knew what to search for (though in my defense I saw one in an art gallery at the weekend, cast by Rachel Whiteread).
||Baked, sort of, on "The Beverly Hillbillies" (a 1960s U.S. sitcom). Upon the Clampett's introduction to the billiard table, they commenced to speculate as to what type of animal a "billiard" was, and how it would taste when it was served on the table. They reckoned the cue sticks were pot-passers. The white sphere was figgered to be a billiard egg.