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Via electrolysis, free vast amounts of hydrogen into the
atmosphere (presumably the stratosphere) and lower the
levels, countering any dangers from the melting ice caps
and south, from the rising sea levels, which, until this
invention were threatening
up whole neighborhoods, cities and Holland.
Also, now there is no need to worry about the depleted
levels of oxygen
due to the death of trees. Let the forests dry out, and
the polar bears die out. Who cares, we now live in a
potentially explosive environment, but its sustained
artificially, and since it will be government controlled,
all is safe.
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||Much of the hydrogen will probably permanently escape to outer space. It will probably also totally destroy the ozone layer (hydrogen and ozone are "hypergolic", reacting on contact).
||Burn the hydrogen to generate power for the electrolysis then.
||But who will think of the manatees?
||If he's at ease, who cares about him?
||Well, at least it's not in other:general
||This idea is made worthwhile by Max's abysmal pun. I read it about 5 minutes ago but have only now recovered from going blind.