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hated person candles

light the wick and watch their faces melt
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These candles are sculpted to look identicle to, or as charicatures of, the faces of some of the most hated people in world history. You can light up the faces of Bin Laden, Hitler, Stalin, and others and get secret joy from watching them melt.
arcticstorm, Aug 29 2005

Put on a Halloween mask of someone you hate http://www.spiritcrafts.net/index.html
And then stick your face into hot wax. [blissmiss, Aug 29 2005]

I'll get you, my pretty! Wicked_20Witch_20of...he_20West_20Candles
"All those lovely pre-crash croissants, just poof." - 2frys [DesertFox, Aug 30 2005]

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       If you visit my house you will find this idea baked, uhm, I mean lit, no, I really mean burning.   

       (Just don't look under the mattress for the tiny dolls with toothpicks sticking outta them. It's a therapeutic outlet I use. I like to call it V-puncture.)
blissmiss, Aug 29 2005
  

       Trying to push the vote no.... Aauuugh! Eee'm UUt Ouuv me head!! Auuuhhhh!
OK I'll votre +.
Zimmy, Aug 29 2005
  

       [makred-fro-deletoin] (sic) calls for a list.
zeno, Aug 29 2005
  

       //[makred-fro-deletoin]// a list of anagrams?
po, Aug 29 2005
  

       Interesting, maybe you could make a business that would customize candles into people you personally hate. maybe an ex or something of the sort.
s0berbob, Aug 29 2005
  

       voodoo candles
bristolz, Aug 29 2005
  

       Wicked Witch of the West Candles!   

       Linkie!
DesertFox, Aug 30 2005
  

       Except I'm on the other one, DF.
blissmiss, Aug 30 2005
  

       i thought osama bin laden was a fictional character.
benfrost, Aug 30 2005
  

       At the least, frictional.
bristolz, Aug 30 2005
  

       This should be easier to bake now that 3D printers are widespread. You could also do it with a CNC mill.
notexactly, Dec 28 2015
  

       Sounds like a lot of work.   

       Take the target individual and plastinate them. Cover the resulting rigid positive with mould release and then latex to form a negative mould. After setting, peel off mould, fill with wax. Allow to cool, remove candle, drill & install wick.   

       Light.   

       Enjoy.
8th of 7, Dec 28 2015
  

       Frenzied post-election violence mongers could instead go home and burn their collection of Trump anger management candles. While screaming therapeutically. [+]
whatrock, Nov 11 2016
  

       Cathartic [+]
Voice, Nov 11 2016
  

       That's one big fat candle but with a tiny wick, in the case of Retard Trump.
xenzag, Nov 11 2016
  

       //Identicle// would be a good trade name for this product.
pocmloc, Nov 11 2016
  

       // big fat candle but with a tiny wick //   

       ... or one oily, slippery candle producing a lot of hot air but very little illumination in the case of Clinton; ideal for a plan involving smoke and mirrors.
8th of 7, Nov 11 2016
  

       Think I'd prefer the hot air candle to the toxic sulphur one.
xenzag, Nov 12 2016
  
      
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