A voice activated, lapel mounted, completely automated implementation of of The Joke That Never Ever Gets Old, Ever, No Matter How Many Times You Hear It In Five Minutes, set to this format:
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Maybe fun for a couple of seconds for pure novelty value, but I'd soon feel a little
disgusted with myself for even trying it and never want it again. I'd probably want my money back.
That's what she said!