21 Quest

So many ideas, and not a vote to be seen. For those who are wondering, my account was hijacked by someone and deleted in its entirety on Jan 19 2015. What you see here is what was salvaged by the wondrous Bakesperson herself, from some sort of backup mechanism which is beyond my ken. Most of the posts, but not all, and the comments were saved, but not the votes, which I am, to be honest, glad to see gone anyway.

Why was it done? Who knows? It could be my vindictive ex girlfriend, it could be a pissed off Islamic extremist who didn't like my post calling for an annual 'Mock the Prophet Day' on the anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo killings. Could've been a freak cookie caching accident.

Taloncrewchief at G mail.com is still where I can be reached. If you've got something to say to me, say it. If you'd like to meet up somewhere to say it to my face, or just to have coffee or tea and have a chat, I'm in Spokane, WA. Come and find me.

My original account creation date was 01/12/2006.

[Jan 20 2015, last modified Jan 26 2015]

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3G Opt-Out Plans (+1)
A better way to downsize the military (0)
A Cab of a Different Color (+14)
A Clockwork Buffet (+1)
A pair of garbage bins... (0)
Add-on to Miranda rules (0)
Adjustable win conditions for Solitaire (0)
ADS Crossing Enforcement (+1, -1)
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Air Pong (0)
Alarm Clock Swarm (0)
Alternate day/night speed limits (0)
American Atheist (+1)
An iPod Built for Two (+1)
Anarchist Chess (+2)
ANC Car Stereo (+11)
Android & Apple Compatible Tushy Whipping App (0)
Antenna Ball Locator Beacon (0)
Anti-Immigration Propaganda for the Modern Politician (0)
Anti-In-Law* Landmine Blanks (0)
Anti-theft sunglasses (+3)
Anti-theft Thermos (+1)
Approaching Minute-Limit Notification (0)
Artist-recommended EQ settings (0)
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Auto-Rowing Cruise Liner (0)
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Automan (0)
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Automatic Spare Bulbs (+2)
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Belching Class (0)
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Better CarFax Commercials (0)
Blower Basin (0)
Bluetime (+2)
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Bus Stop SplashGuard (0)
Business Religion Disclosure Law (+6, -3)
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Caller ID Profiler (0)
Canon Canning (0)
Canon vs Sharia vs Secular debate (0)
Card Meters (0)
Cartoon Training for Jailers (0)
Cash for Cache (+1, -1)
Casperizer (TM) Intruder Detection/Response Apparatus (0)
Cat Depilation Pack (0)
Cat Obedience-Inducing Collar/Harness (0)
Catapoultry (+1)
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Cell-Fax (0)
Cell Phone Bike Charger (0)
Cell Phone Jaw Charger (+1)
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Chaos Vote (0)
checkout timer (0)
Child Spotlighter (0)
Child to adult transfusions (+2)
ChopStyle (0)
Church of 4 (+4, -3)
Church Tax (0)
Claims Accountability Fines (0)
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Clap Trak (0)
Class Gas (0)
Clipboard Attachment for Tablets (0)
Clock wallet (+3)
Coffee-pot Overflow Failsafe (0)
Compulsory Smartphone Features (0)
Conveniently Secure Smartphone Lock (0)
Conveyor belt door protector (0)
Cop Alert (0)
Courtesy App for Movie-Goers (0)
Courtroom Fact Checkers (+4)
Cowering Keys (+1)
Crack of Doom Incinerator (0)
Credentials-based tiered minimum wage (0)
Credit Sharing Service (+5)
Crimea River, Fair Ukraine (0)
Cruise Control Memory (0)
Curated takeout subscription (+7)
Custom Parking Placards (0)
Custom Vibes (0)
Customizable Idea Sorting (0)
CyberPub (+3)
Cyclist's Neck Saver (0)
D.U. Traction Weights (0)
Darth Vader Pin (0)
Date Saver (0)
Dead link auto-removal (0)
Deodor-Hat-Erizor (0)
Depth Star (0)
Det Net (0)
Det Thread (0)
Detcordial (0)
Dirt Devil (0)
Dirtbike Vanguard Deployment (0)
Disability-Compatible Fire Alarm System (0)
Disclaimer label for music (0)
Discreet Monitor Security System (0)
Discreet S.O.S. Buttons (0)
Dock Projector (0)
Dog Corrals (0)
Dog Scouts of America (or anywhere) (0)
Dolphin Self-Defense Classes (0)
Domenga (+1)
Domino's Blacklist (0)
Douse the Dogs of War (0)
Droid Bar (0)
Drunken Baking (0)
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E-Flask (0)
Earbug alarm (0)
Electric brakes for roller skates (0)
electro-pole fishing (0)
Electromagnetic Sheath (0)
Elevated Bicycle Lane (0)
Elevator Safe Zone (0)
Emergency Broadcast Acknowledgment Button (+1)
emergency compressed air bottles/masks (0)
Encyclopedia Cartridges (0)
English Referendum II (0)
Enhanced Dog Licensing (0)
Evil Joke Vending Machine (0)
Evil Toilet Paper Holder (0)
Expandable Medicine Chest (0)
Explosive Power Lines (0)
Explosive Reactive Siding (+6, -1)
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Fake Blood Bomb (0)
Fake Guard Dog (0)
Fall-Protection Collar (0)
Fare Skimmer (+1, -1)
Fashionable Paranoia-Compliant 'Bluetooth' (0)
Femme FurTail (0)
Fenris Wheel Train (0)
Ferret Clinger (0)
Field Goal Precision Scoring (0)
Fight junk food.... with toys (0)
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Fight poaching with superstition (0)
Find-on-Paper app (+1)
Finger-Pecker's Scribe Guide (0)
Fingerlock Glove (+1)
Flag for Later Viewing (0)
Flocking cat mines (0)
Fluted Cleaning Wipers (+1)
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Forced zipper merge (+3)
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Galaxy Boom (+1)
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Gargulant (+1)
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Give vehicles names (+1)
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Google Glass 'Recording' indicator (0)
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Google Synonym Search (0)
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Guillotine Carjack Shield (0)
Gun control the NRA is guaranteed to foam at the mouth over (0)
Gurning Unlock (0)
Halfbakery Soundbytes (0)
Halfbook (0)
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Hand Roomba (+1)
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'Hey you!' alert for headphones (0)
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Hidden Dog Door (0)
Hill Traction for Front-Wheel Drive (0)
Hinged Steel Toes (+1)
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HoovWoofer (0)
How's My Cycling? (0)
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Icecube tray floodwall (0)
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Ill-Kill Cubicle Manifold (0)
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Insectenna (0)
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Jungle Gym (0)
Junk Drawer Degausser (+1)
Just saying thanks! (+1)
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Keyless Entry for Bicycles (0)
Knife-style pocket-clip for pens (0)
Landing Power (0)
Laser Ruler (0)
Laser Tag Hunting (+7)
Laserboard WPM Pro (0)
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'Legit Downloader' badge of honor (0)
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"lights-off" buzzer (0)
Like a Sleeping Dragon... (0)
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Litter Berm (+4, -1)
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Lollipop Hidden Message (0)
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(Mark) Sanford and Sons (0)
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Masterwork Pot of Mythical Enforcement (+1)
Menu Guide Names (0)
Method for bypassing Android's Face Unlock (0)
MIAI Tower Defense (0)
Mic control for debate moderators (0)
Microfiber-Bottom Shirt (0)
Microfiber Finger Cot (0)
Mirror Cells (0)
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Mock the Prophet Day (+11, -5)
Modernopoly (0)
More effective Google advertising (0)
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Morningsnow Mace (0)
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Motion-Sensor Light Switch Addition (0)
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Moveable Doorbell (0)
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Nature Shower (0)
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NLAD-D Landmine (0)
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NOS grenade (-1)
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Oldschool Kids' Show (0)
Oldschool Screensavers (0)
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on the wiings of eagles (0)
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Open Saysa Me (+1)
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Oxford-style Interviewing standard (0)
palin-drome (+1)
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Path of the Warrior Chess (0)
Pedant's Pendant of Punditry (+1)
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Petah Pit (+1)
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Pivot Mower (0)
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Please wake me up... (0)
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Political PT Rally (0)
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Post-It Carbon Copies (0)
Posted low-visibility speed limit (0)
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Powerglass (0)
Practical Olympic Swimming (+2)
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Prescription Autofocus Screen Magnifyer (0)
Private Welcome Mat (0)
Productivity Machine (+1)
Public Office Speech Disqualification Clause (0)
Puppy Training App (0)
Pyramidal Rice Harness (0)
rapid scroll button (+1)
Rapidly Deployable Firebreak (0)
Rapidly Inflatable Vomit Pouch (0)
Razor Fence (0)
Readily-Distinguishable Police Siren (+1)
Really big deadbolt (0)
Relief Junction (0)
Religious zeal* as a charge multiplier (+1, -1)
Remnant Remover (0)
Remote-Failsafe landmines (0)
Repo Decoy (0)
Reverse Caller Tunes (0)
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Reverse-grip Assisted-Opening Folding Knife (0)
Rifled Urethra (+1)
Right Wing Jerky (0)
RIP Christopher Lee (+6)
RIP Professor Hawking (+14)
RIP Terry Pratchett (+15)
Road condition scanner (+2)
Road Noise Volume Rating Limitations (0)
Rogue Pistol Grips (0)
Roomba: the NightHammer mod (0)
Roomblower (0)
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Saddle-ite Rodeo (0)
Sadisticlator (0)
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Saline Sprinkler System (0)
Sand Wraith Ambush Defense (0)
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Scams 101 (+1)
ScanFax (+1)
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Semi-Annual 'Promote the HB' Week (+1)
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Seven Layers of Sweat (0)
Shady Solar Sweat Solution (0)
Shake Charger (0)
Shield system (0)
Shock-Lock (0)
Shoot-Off Clock (+1)
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SHUT THE F*** UP alarm clock (0)
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Silence of the Critters (0)
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Sleeping Eye Dog (0)
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Slugball (+1)
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SmartBox (0)
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Smartphone Prepurchase Quiz (0)
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Snowmelt Crane (0)
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Soft-Top Bottle Cap (0)
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Space Hoes: Coast to Coast (0)
Speechometer (0)
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"speed up or I'll kill you!" (0)
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Square Bacon (0)
Standing Luge (0)
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Steel-Toed Sandals (0)
steelfinger (0)
Still going strong! (0)
StraitJammies (0)
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Street-Smart Shopping Cart (0)
Stuck No More! (0)
Suitcase with skis (+6)
Surefire Anti-Mugging Hat (0)
SurroundedSound(TM) FPS Enhancer (0)
Swammer (+1)
Swordfish Fighting (0)
Tail Wagger (0)
Take the women out of 'women and children' (+1)
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Tank Top (0)
Teal Classic Aviation-style Bluetooth Headset (0)
Teflon Turbo Trousers (0)
Thanks again... (+8)
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The 21 Megapixel Mirror (0)
The 5-finger Textist (0)
The Art of Batting (0)
The Autoboner's Army! (0)
The Cheeky Chef (0)
The Family That Spies Together... (0)
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The Law of Bill Relevancy (0)
The Order of The AntiPhelpian Guard (0)
The Portal of Broken Vows (0)
The Rottweiler (0)
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the wonderful history of cleats (0)
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Thermographic Hottie Lock-In (0)
Thermos PreWarmer Addition (0)
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Threat Ball (0)
Tinfoil hats for suspected WiFi shredders (0)
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Toothpick Sharpener (0)
Tower Fans for Liftoff (0)
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Train Crane (0)
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Trojan Mi-Jack Box (0)
Trojan Thermals (+3)
Trudge Bunjers (0)
Tuff-Guy First Aid Kit (0)
Tunable Power Steering (+1)
Tunnel City (0)
Twin targeting laser (+1)
Two Pots of Coffee (+1, -1)
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Underbody Hijack-Trap (0)
Unexpected Adventure (0)
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Urinal Flush Inducer (0)
USAID garnishment for immigration costs (+1, -1)
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Van De Graphite Generator (0)
Vehicle Electronic Counter Measures (0)
Vending ATM (0)
Venus's Aquarium (+1)
Vibrating Vigil (0)
Virtual Friend (0)
Visble Radar Detector (0)
Visual Cell Locator (0)
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Web-Wide Logout (+1)
Welfare Reform Compromise #21 (0)
Well, this stinks (+4, -1)
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WireFi (0)
Work-Friendly Shower (0)
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"You've got a good pace going, keep it up" light (0)
"Your show's about to start" alert (0)
Yummy Yuckiness (0)
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