21 Quest

So many ideas, and not a vote to be seen. For those who are wondering, my account was hijacked by someone and deleted in its entirety on Jan 19 2015. What you see here is what was salvaged by the wondrous Bakesperson herself, from some sort of backup mechanism which is beyond my ken. Most of the posts, but not all, and the comments were saved, but not the votes, which I am, to be honest, glad to see gone anyway.

Why was it done? Who knows? It could be my vindictive ex girlfriend, it could be a pissed off Islamic extremist who didn't like my post calling for an annual 'Mock the Prophet Day' on the anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo killings. Could've been a freak cookie caching accident.

Taloncrewchief at G mail.com is still where I can be reached. If you've got something to say to me, say it. If you'd like to meet up somewhere to say it to my face, or just to have coffee or tea and have a chat, I'm in Spokane, WA. Come and find me.

My original account creation date was 01/12/2006.

[Jan 20 2015, last modified Jan 26 2015]

12-oz Whisky Bottle (+3)
2-Stage Taser Probes (+1, -1)
3G Opt-Out Plans (+2)
A better way to downsize the military (+1)
A Cab of a Different Color (+15)
A Clockwork Buffet (+3)
A pair of garbage bins... (+1)
Actuating lock popper (+5)
Add-on to Miranda rules (+2)
Adjustable Push-Up Bench (+3)
Adjustable win conditions for Solitaire (+1)
ADS Crossing Enforcement (+2, -1)
AI-enhanced messaging privacy (+8)
Air Freshener/Defreshener (+1)
Air Pong (+1)
Airline friendly Bluetooth headphones (0)
Alarm Clock Swarm (0)
All the King's Men (+7, -1)
Alternate day/night speed limits (0)
American Atheist (+2)
An iPod Built for Two (+1)
Anarchist Chess (+3)
ANC Car Stereo (+10)
Android & Apple Compatible Tushy Whipping App (0)
Antenna Ball Locator Beacon (0)
Anti-freeze faucet dripper (+5)
Anti-Immigration Propaganda for the Modern Politician (0)
Anti-In-Law* Landmine Blanks (+1)
Anti-theft sunglasses (+3)
Anti-theft Thermos (+1)
Any Bakers in East Africa? (+4)
Approaching Minute-Limit Notification (0)
Area Denial System for Cats (+8)
Artist-recommended EQ settings (0)
Assault Towel (+5)
ATM Status Indicator (+1)
Augustus Gloop PlayPlace Child Evacuator (+4)
Auto Bluetooth Connect (0)
Auto-Brightening Tail-lights (+3)
Auto-Fetch (0)
Auto-Rowing Cruise Liner (0)
AutoHeat (0)
Automan (0)
Automatic Mailing List Removal (0)
Automatic Spare Bulbs (+2)
B.B. Home Defense System (0)
Background Music Sync (0)
Backspace #2 (0)
Bagtones (0)
Ball Trimmer (+3)
Ballistic Missile Vending Machine (0)
Balloon fishing (+3)
Ballscrew Lugbolts (0)
Bat in the Hat (+1)
Belching Class (0)
Belt Hooks (+1)
Bench Rower (+1)
Benevolent Liberator Glasses (+4)
Better CarFax Commercials (0)
Better Streaming Ads (+6, -1)
BioImperial Data Collection (+2)
Blower Basin (+3)
Bluetime (+2)
Bluetooth Anti-theft/Anti-Loss (+1)
Bluetooth Bluetooth Firmware Updater (0)
Bluetooth Femtocell Simulator (0)
Bluetooth for Illness Prevention (0)
Bluetooth for landlines (+1)
Bluetooth for landmines (+3)
Bluetooth Phone Finder (0)
Bluetooth Protection (0)
Bluetooth speed limit signs (0)
Bottlecup (0)
Bounce Tower (+5)
Breathing security camera (+8)
Bumper Car Tunnels (0)
Burrito Launcher (+3)
Bus Stop SplashGuard (0)
Business Religion Disclosure Law (+6, -3)
BYOI Restaurant (0)
C.D. Warmer (+1)
Cadence Shuffle (+2)
Call Forwarding on Demand (0)
Call Waiting Messaging (0)
Caller ID Profiler (0)
Canon Canning (0)
Canon vs Sharia vs Secular debate (0)
Card Meters (0)
Cartoon Training for Jailers (0)
Casperizer (TM) Intruder Detection/Response Apparatus (0)
Cat Depilation Pack (0)
Cat Obedience-Inducing Collar/Harness (0)
Catalytic De-Escalator (+5)
Catapoultry (+1)
Caveman Sanctuary (0)
Cell-Fax (0)
Cell Phone Bike Charger (0)
Cell Phone Jaw Charger (+1)
Cell Phone Safety Line (0)
Chaos Vote (0)
Charge-friendly smartwatch (0)
checkout timer (0)
Child Spotlighter (+1)
Child to adult transfusions (+2, -1)
ChopStyle (0)
Church of 4 (+4, -3)
Church Tax (0)
Claims Accountability Fines (0)
Clap Alarm (+3)
Clap Trak (0)
Class Gas (+2)
Clear toed shoes (+9)
Clipboard Attachment for Tablets (0)
Clock wallet (+3)
Coffee-pot Overflow Failsafe (0)
Coffee Whacker (+2)
Compulsory Smartphone Features (0)
Conveniently Secure Smartphone Lock (0)
Conveyor belt door protector (0)
Cooling Earbuds (+4)
Cop Alert (0)
Courtesy App for Movie-Goers (0)
Courtroom Fact Checkers (+4)
Cowering Keys (+1)
Crack of Doom Incinerator (0)
Credentials-based tiered minimum wage (0)
Credit Sharing Service (+5)
Crimea River, Fair Ukraine (0)
Cruise Control Memory (0)
Curated takeout subscription (+7)
Custom "mailbox is full" message (+6)
Custom Parking Placards (0)
Custom Vibes (0)
Customizable Idea Sorting (0)
CyberPub (+4)
Cyclist's Neck Saver (0)
D.U. Traction Weights (0)
Darth Vader Pin (0)
Date Saver (0)
De-Icing Traffic Lights (+2)
Dead link auto-removal (0)
Deodor-Hat-Erizor (0)
Depth Star (0)
Det Net (0)
Det Thread (0)
Detcordial (+1)
Dirt Devil (0)
Dirtbike Vanguard Deployment (0)
Disability-Compatible Fire Alarm System (0)
Disappearing price tag (+5)
Disclaimer label for music (0)
Discreet Monitor Security System (0)
Discreet S.O.S. Buttons (0)
Dock Projector (0)
Dog Corrals (0)
Dog Scouts of America (or anywhere) (0)
Dolphin Self-Defense Classes (0)
Domenga (+1)
Domino's Blacklist (0)
"Don't Clock In Til the Shittin's Done!" (+5, -1)
Douse the Dogs of War (0)
Droid Bar (0)
Drunken Baking (0)
DST Alert (0)
Dual call output (0)
E-Flask (0)
Earbuds with cameras and AI (+5, -3)
Earbug alarm (0)
Electric brakes for roller skates (0)
electro-pole fishing (0)
Electromagnetic Sheath (0)
Elevated Bicycle Lane (0)
Elevator Safe Zone (0)
Emergency Broadcast Acknowledgment Button (+1)
emergency compressed air bottles/masks (0)
Emergency Phone Range Extender 3 (+9)
Encyclopedia Cartridges (0)
English Referendum II (0)
Enhanced Dog Licensing (0)
Evil Joke Vending Machine (0)
Evil Toilet Paper Holder (0)
Executive fuel/power station (+5, -1)
Expandable Medicine Chest (0)
Explosive Power Lines (0)
Explosive Reactive Siding (+6, -1)
Extendable smartphone belt clip (+1)
FaceLock (0)
Facial recognition breath interlock (0)
Fake Blood Bomb (0)
Fake Guard Dog (0)
Fake Guard Dog II (+2)
Fall-Protection Collar (0)
Fare Skimmer (+1, -1)
Fashionable Paranoia-Compliant 'Bluetooth' (0)
Femme FurTail (0)
Fenris Wheel Train (0)
Ferret Clinger (0)
Field Goal Precision Scoring (0)
Fight junk food.... with toys (0)
Fight Pirates with Fish (0)
Fight poaching with superstition (0)
Find-on-Paper app (+1)
Finger-Pecker's Scribe Guide (0)
Fingerlock Glove (+1)
Fission Chips (+5)
Flag for Later Viewing (0)
Flocking cat mines (+1)
Fluted Cleaning Wipers (+1)
Fob Relays (0)
Forced zipper merge (+3)
Forgotten Card Return PIN (0)
Friendly, Intelligent Alarm Clock (0)
G-Blink (+2)
Galaxy Boom (+1)
Garbage Line (+1)
Garbage surcharge for unsolicited mail (+2)
Gargulant (+1)
Geothermal Taproot? (0)
Git 'er Done Barbershop (+1)
Give vehicles names (+1)
Glitch Mulligan (0)
Golf Lundgren (+1)
Good Night Granny Service (+1)
Google Glass 'Recording' indicator (0)
Google Maps smell alert (+7)
Google Shade Walk (0)
Google Signal Drive (+4)
Google Snow Drive (0)
Google Synonym Search (0)
Grapeball (+1)
Gravepipes (+9)
Grocery store valet (+4, -1)
Ground Traffic Control Computers (0)
Guillotine Anti-Slide Spinners (0)
Guillotine Carjack Shield (0)
Gun control the NRA is guaranteed to foam at the mouth over (0)
Gurning Unlock (0)
Gyroscopically stabilized trouser pockets (+6)
Halfbakery Soundbytes (0)
Halfbook (0)
Hand-Pump Vacuum Cooler (+1)
Hand Roomba (+2)
Haptic 5 (0)
Haptic Feedback Pistol Grip (+3)
Haptic feedback window switch (+2)
HB Evernote Integration/Plugin (0)
Heated door seals (+3)
Heated shaving scuttle (+4)
'Hey you!' alert for headphones (+1)
Hi-Tech Safety Razors (+1)
Hidden Cockpit (+3)
Hidden Dog Door (0)
Hill Traction for Front-Wheel Drive (0)
Hinged Steel Toes (+1)
Home CyberPub (+3)
Homer Lamp (0)
HoovWoofer (0)
How's My Cycling? (0)
Hula Range Booster (0)
Hyper-gas grenade (0)
Hyperbolic Funnel Fountain (0)
I have a furnace problem... (0)
Iceberger (0)
Icecube tray floodwall (0)
ID Chip Pet Feeder (0)
Idea/Annotation Timestamp (0)
iDeliver (0)
Identity-protection "Do Not Answer" list (0)
Idiot-proof holster (+5)
iGlasses (0)
iGuard (0)
iLitigate (0)
Ill-Kill Cubicle Manifold (0)
Imminent Collision Strobes (+9)
Incoming Boss Alert (0)
Induced Pirate Dreams (0)
Induction Cup Holders (0)
Insectenna (0)
Interactive Cook's Assistant (0)
Interlocking Trashcan Handles (0)
Internal Trunk (boot) Lock (0)
Invisible Leash (0)
iSnot (0)
Jack Bot! (0)
Jackbrella (0)
JamGuard (0)
Joke Clock (0)
Joke House (Evil) (0)
Joo Janta 300 Super-Audiomatic Peril Sensitive Earbuds (+1, -3)
JourneyWiki Wireless (0)
Jumpin' Jump Drives, Batman! (0)
Jungle Gym (0)
Junk Drawer Degausser (+1)
Just saying thanks! (+1)
Keeping up with the Smiths (0)
Keyless Entry for Bicycles (0)
Kitty Ouch Bomb (+2)
Knife-style pocket-clip for pens (0)
Landing Power (0)
Laser Tag Hunting (+6)
Laserboard WPM Pro (0)
Lasertag warfare for unpopulated engagement zones (+2, -1)
Lateral Rumble Strips (0)
Law & Order: SCU (0)
Learning radar detector (0)
'Legit Downloader' badge of honor (0)
Level Dice (0)
Lighter Leash (tm) breakage alert (0)
"lights-off" buzzer (+1)
Like a Sleeping Dragon... (0)
Liquid Clothes Patch (0)
Litter Berm (+4, -1)
Live Disco ROM Antenna (0)
Lockable SD Card (0)
Locking leash/collar (0)
Lollipop Hidden Message (0)
Loss Prevention Remote (0)
LOX for boost (0)
Mag Seat (0)
MagnaBall (0)
Magnetic chrome car letters (+12)
Magnetic Connect Four (+3)
Magnetic Golf (0)
Magnetic Hubcaps (0)
Magnifying Razor (0)
MagSafe compatible active-wear accessories (+1, -1)
MallRat.app (0)
Manly fake nails (0)
Marching Boots (0)
(Mark) Sanford and Sons (0)
[Marked-for-Deletion] bumper counter-stickers (0)
Masterwork Pot of Mythical Enforcement (+2)
Menu Guide Names (0)
Method for bypassing Android's Face Unlock (0)
MIAI Tower Defense (0)
Mic control for debate moderators (0)
Mic Drop Feedback (+3)
Microfiber-Bottom Shirt (0)
Microfiber Finger Cot (0)
Minimalist ear warmers (+4, -1)
Mirror Cells (0)
Mirror Defrosters (0)
MMORTS (0)
Mobile Bird Bath (0)
Mobile Fuel Stations (0)
Mock the Prophet Day (+11, -5)
Modernopoly (0)
More effective Google advertising (0)
Morning Floorcast (+8)
Morning Star Shot (0)
Morningsnow Mace (0)
Motion-Based Personal Sound Effects (0)
Motion-Sensor Light Switch Addition (0)
Mountain Don't (+1)
Moveable Doorbell (0)
Napping Glasses (0)
Nature Shower (0)
Necklace/chain warmer (+3, -1)
Necrophiliostitution (+2, -2)
Neighborhood Watch Lock Control (0)
Networked Dash Cams (+7)
Newton's Snowglobes (0)
NFC logo on tap-to-pay credit/debit cards (+2, -1)
NLAD-D Landmine (0)
No-Choke Collar (0)
No-Splash Fan (0)
Non-therapeutic platonic chat line (0)
NOS grenade (-1)
Notification LED simulation app (0)
Obesity Survivability Study (0)
OC Combat Light (0)
Oceanic Gardens (0)
Office Desk Saver (0)
Office workout chair (+4)
Oldschool Kids' Show (0)
Oldschool Screensavers (0)
Olfactory Rank Recognition (0)
on the wiings of eagles (0)
OOBE Test (+1)
Open Blind Alert (0)
Open Saysa Me (+3)
Overwire Astro Bra (0)
Oxford-style Interviewing standard (0)
palin-drome (+1)
Parallel Parking Poles (0)
Parental-control mouse/keyboard combo (+1, -1)
Parking Equalizer (0)
Parking Mat (0)
Parking Timestamp (0)
Partial Screensaver (0)
Path of the Warrior Chess (0)
Pause When Sleeping 2 (+3)
Pedant's Pendant of Punditry (+1)
Peeing in the Shower (+2)
Pepper Sprinklers (0)
Per Car Pedestrian Limit (0)
Pest Hunter-bot (0)
Petah Pit (+2)
Pez Bar (0)
Pez Mines (+1, -1)
Pirate Welcome Mat (0)
Pivot Mower (0)
Plastic cereal boxes (0)
Plastic Ring Cutter (0)
Please wake me up... (0)
Plowcycle (0)
Political PT Rally (0)
Politician Float Test (+1, -1)
Pooth Sayer (0)
Portland Half-Con (0)
Portrait Sculpture Urn (0)
Positive feedback grip trainers (+9)
Post-It Carbon Copies (0)
Posted low-visibility speed limit (0)
Power Key (0)
Power Key/Proximity Sensor Call Handling (0)
Powerglass (+1)
Practical Olympic Swimming (+2)
Pre-pay your traffic tickets (0)
Pre-Sweat-stained T-shirts (0)
Prefrigerator (+7)
Prescription Autofocus Screen Magnifyer (0)
Privacy filter lenses (+4)
Private Welcome Mat (0)
Productivity Machine (+1)
Public Office Speech Disqualification Clause (0)
Punchable gym fridge (+5, -2)
Puppy Training App (0)
Pyramidal Rice Harness (0)
Rangefinder-integrated laser sight (+3)
rapid scroll button (+1)
Rapidly Deployable Firebreak (0)
Rapidly Inflatable Vomit Pouch (0)
Razor Fence (0)
Readily-Distinguishable Police Siren (+1)
Really big deadbolt (0)
Relief Junction (0)
Religious zeal* as a charge multiplier (+1, -1)
Remnant Remover (0)
Remote-Failsafe landmines (0)
Repo Decoy (0)
Restroom Peep Deterrent (+5)
Reverse Caller Tunes (0)
Reverse E-Brake for Manual Transmission (0)
Reverse-Escalator Entrances/Exits (0)
Reverse-grip Assisted-Opening Folding Knife (0)
Reverse reverse reverse Turing test (+3, -2)
RGB Rowing Machine (+4, -1)
Rifled Urethra (+1)
Right Wing Jerky (0)
RIP Christopher Lee (+6)
RIP Professor Hawking (+14)
RIP Terry Pratchett (+17)
River Dance Treadmill Guide Projector (+4)
Road condition scanner (+2)
Road Noise Volume Rating Limitations (0)
Robotic arm turn signal (+5)
Robovac lost item finder (+5)
Rogue Pistol Grips (0)
Roomba: the NightHammer mod (0)
Roomblower (0)
S.A.T.S (0)
Saddle-ite Rodeo (0)
Sadisticlator (0)
Safe* Japanese Nuke Power (0)
Safety Coffin (0)
Saline Sprinkler System (0)
Sand Wraith Ambush Defense (0)
Sanitizing cash receptacles (+1)
Savings Deductions to Counter Inflation (+2)
Scams 101 (+1)
ScanFax (+1)
Scaregrine Falcon (0)
Scheduled Reboot for Cellphones (0)
Scorn Chips (0)
Sealed/Unsealed Indicator (0)
Seat Guardian 3000 (0)
Seattle Halfcon? (+1)
Sectarian Thunder Dome (0)
"Select All Unread Non-Contact"" (0)
Self-dehooking cargo ship rail (0)
Self-Diagnosing DVD Player (0)
Self-Rocking Garbage Bin (0)
Self-Rocking Vending Machine (0)
Self-sealing tea ball (+8)
Self-Sharpening Telescopic Knife (0)
Self-Spinning Chair (+1)
Semi-Annual 'Promote the HB' Week (+1)
Semi-Autonomous Radar Detection Range Extender (0)
Seven Layers of Sweat (0)
Shady Solar Sweat Solution (0)
Shake Charger (0)
Shield system (0)
Shock-Lock (0)
Shockbell (+9, -1)
Shoot-Off Clock (+1)
Shopping Cart Pit Crew (0)
ShotPutt (0)
SHUT THE F*** UP alarm clock (0)
Sidewalk Snowblowing System (0)
Silence of the Critters (+1)
*#SIM (0)
Simple Cellphone Security (+1, -1)
SIPA (Stop Illegal Prostitution Act) (0)
Sizzle... and POP! (0)
Slashlight (0)
Sleeper-Saver (0)
Sleeping Contacts (0)
Sleeping Eye Dog (0)
Sleevecutter-Clearing Drill (0)
Slugball (+1)
Smart Bullets (+1)
Smart Home Integrated Car (+4)
SmartBox (0)
Smartphone-Assisted GPS (0)
Smartphone duress lockdown (+5)
Smartphone music sync (+4)
Smartphone Prepurchase Quiz (0)
Smoke(r) Extinguisher (+2)
Sno-Trac Sandblaster (0)
Snowmelt Crane (0)
Soap-activated Porno-Ware (0)
Soft Shell Bullet (0)
Soft-Top Bottle Cap (0)
Solar Cooling Hat (0)
Solar Hat Charger for Cell Phones (0)
Solar Peaks (0)
SOS Lights (0)
Space Hoes: Coast to Coast (+2)
Speechometer (0)
Speed Decoy (0)
Speed-'em-Up Toilets (0)
Speed-Indicating Tail Lights (0)
Speed-safe door locks (+1)
Speed Trap Reversal (0)
"speed up or I'll kill you!" (0)
Spellcheck Profiles (0)
Spill-Proof Coconut Lids (0)
Spring-Loaded Can Opener (0)
Square Bacon (0)
Square cup holders (+5, -1)
Standing Luge (0)
Stealth Smuggling (0)
Steampunk Catling Gun (0)
Steel-Toed Sandals (0)
steelfinger (0)
Still going strong! (0)
StraitJammies (0)
Straw-powered Screwdriver (+2)
Streaming Data Usage Indicator (0)
Street-Smart Shopping Cart (0)
Stuck No More! (0)
Subtitle Dimmer (+8)
Suitcase with skis (+6)
Sun tracking water bowl (+5)
Surefire Anti-Mugging Hat (0)
SurroundedSound(TM) FPS Enhancer (0)
Swammer (+1)
Swordfish Fighting (+2)
Tail Wagger (0)
Take the women out of 'women and children' (+1)
tamper-tempered cozy (0)
Tank Top (0)
Teal Classic Aviation-style Bluetooth Headset (+1)
Teapot with magnetic lid (+6)
Teflon Turbo Trousers (0)
Thanks again... (+8)
The 14 Steps of Paranoia (0)
The 21 Megapixel Mirror (0)
The 30 minute bench (+1, -1)
The 5-finger Textist (0)
The Art of Batting (0)
The Autoboner's Army! (+1)
The Cheeky Chef (0)
The Family That Spies Together... (+2)
The Fracking Challenge (0)
The Just Ice League (+4, -3)
The Law of Bill Relevancy (0)
The Order of The AntiPhelpian Guard (0)
The Portal of Broken Vows (0)
The Rottweiler (0)
The Sensible Carafe (0)
The Spinning Tower of Pisa (0)
the wonderful history of cleats (0)
ThermaCouple (0)
Thermographic Hottie Lock-In (0)
Thermos PreWarmer Addition (0)
Third party Taser cartridges (+4)
"This is Not an iPad" shirt (0)
Threaded Power Baton (+1)
Threat Ball (0)
Tinfoil hats for suspected WiFi shredders (0)
Tire Position Indicators (0)
To Russia With Love (+11)
Tom Cruisin' Socks (0)
Toothpick Sharpener (0)
Tow mirror minder (+5)
Tower Fans for Liftoff (0)
Traffic Law Updater (0)
Train Crane (0)
Transition Lens Predarkeners (+1)
Trashbag Saver (0)
Trip-Avoidance Shoes (0)
Triple-action solar power (0)
triple-walled thermos (0)
Trojan Mi-Jack Box (0)
Trojan Thermals (+3)
Trudge Bunjers (0)
Tuff-Guy First Aid Kit (0)
Tunable Power Steering (+1)
Tunnel City (0)
TV Microdosing (+3, -2)
Twin targeting laser (+1)
Two Pots of Coffee (+1, -1)
Ultra-realistic airplane model (0)
Underbody Hijack-Trap (0)
Unexpected Adventure (0)
Upper-Level Cage Drains (0)
Urinal Dehydration Alert (0)
Urinal Flush Inducer (0)
USAID garnishment for immigration costs (+1, -2)
USCF (United States Chair Force) (+8)
User News (+1)
Utensil Dispenser (0)
Van De Graphite Generator (0)
Vehicle Electronic Counter Measures (0)
Vending ATM (0)
Venus's Aquarium (+1)
Verified AF (TM) checkmark (+6)
Vibrating Vigil (0)
Virtual Friend (0)
Visble Radar Detector (0)
Visual Cell Locator (0)
Volume toggle plug-in (0)
VPN Assist Extension (+5, -1)
Warning flags (0)
WaterDiscs (0)
Wax bullet Hunting (+4, -1)
Web-Wide Logout (+2)
Welfare Reform Compromise #21 (0)
Well, this stinks (+4, -1)
Where have I seen that actor? (+4)
Whimsical Wind-Wound Wonder (+2)
Who was I kidding? (0)
Wi-Fi 'Average User Speed' Listing (0)
Wi-Fi network adaptor app (0)
Wi-Fi Page Reload (0)
Wi-Fi To-Do List (0)
Wii Ball in a Cup (0)
WiiGMote (0)
"Will return soon" Reservation Meter (0)
Wiper Run-off Collector (0)
WireFi (0)
Work-Friendly Shower (0)
Wrinkle-Release Hanger (+1)
XXIV/VII Digital Alarm Clock (0)
Yellow-light Length Signs (0)
"You've got a good pace going, keep it up" light (0)
"Your show's about to start" alert (+2)
Yummy Yuckiness (0)
Zombie Shoes (+3)

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