If ifs were skiffs, we'd all be sailing.

[Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 16 2004]

Anti-theft Gun (+20, -3)
Bed Skewer (+9)
Cat-hole Flats (+1)
Chainmail Blanket (+24)
Closet Clean Up Wizard (+5)
Computer Mobile (0)
Corsair Cruise Lines (+15)
Drake Equation Calculator Calculator (+7)
Elevator the Game (+7, -1)
Elongated Shoulder Pad (0)
Eyeglasses Heater (+3)
Floor Level Medicine Cabinet (+6)
Humorifier (+6)
Microscopic Zen Rock Garden (0)
Moon Rock Mine (+3, -1)
Nomadic Gardening (+7)
Optimistic Trend-Line Glass (+4)
Ordnung Out Deutsch Food (0)
Parrot Harness Chariot (+3)
Personal Stenographer (+6)
Pot Accelerant (0)
Pykrete Snowman Kit (+6)
Regenerative Braking Trailer (+6, -3)
Riot Reduction Gear (+3)
Scatalogical Humor Pill (+8, -2)
Security Guards in Perpetuity (+3, -3)
Silo Combustion Engine (+5)
Snake-In-A-Can (0)
Solar/Geothermal Electric Stirling (+5, -1)
Sow Your Oats Wide (+21, -1)
Swiss Emergency Ice (+6, -1)
The Squawker (+4)
Water Tunic (+6)

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