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Laugh tracks - yes, yes, how droll. And they serve a useful
purpose. But some programs are not intended to amuse - in
fact they are intended to make you sad, or even cry! One
clue is that many of these programs have violin music - but
this is unreliable. What is an unempathetic viewer to
do?
We at BUNGCO feel for those who do not understand what
the sad bits are. And so we have turned the laugh track yin
into yang, forming the Cry Track. Now snivel, moan, and
bawl along with the fake studio audience, revelling in the
sadness that the writers are trying to connote.
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Brought a tear to my eye. + |
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This will only teach psychopths how to pretend to know
and thus help them kill (cue laugh track) |
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That's "sociopath" there, you. |
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Are you a disciplinarian? |
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Isn't this what the music track already does? I would swear that there are certain subliminal musical prompts that cause me to tear up on cue. |
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What about a hidden cry track only psycho s are allowed to subscribe to? At least we will know their last reported address and phone. |
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Round up the usual psycho s. Like Casablanca. "We'll always have psycho s." |
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Guy Guden's Space Pirate Radio had a 'cry track' lifted from a creepy movie that he played at the top of the hour. Ahhh, fond memories! |
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