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evilpenguin


Hey there

I'm a baker, steak slinger and a home theater installer. I work for a cheesesteak joint, and install home theaters.

From by buddy [jhom] : //You are a rectangular piece of absorbent cloth or paper product, sometimes recycled, that is used for; drying, wiping or soaking up of liquid materials most typically comprised of water infused with various assorted ions of metallic elements( such as Iron, Lead, chlorine, sodium, calcium, copper and zinc ), a barrier that is reclined upon while undertaking certain outdoor activities(sunbathing, swimming, reading etc.), cleaning and removal of dirt and debris from dirty or soiled surfaces such as counter tops, windows, floors or tables and for protecting ones modesty and privacy following certain types of hygiene activities normally undertaken by human beings.//

My companys website www.avscience.com

Absolutly anything you want to know about front projection, HD DVD vs Bluray, screens and theater setups... go to our forum. www.avsforum.com

j e f f at a v s c i e n c e . c o m

[Aug 11 2007, last modified Aug 19 2007]

   
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