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clpeterson at cabertossingmarmot dot net
Powerful enough to run xsane as root.
Smart enough not to.
Desperate enough to do it anyway.
I've got a photographic memory. Why, I'd forget my breakfast if there wasn't a picture of it on the cereal box!
There's more than one way to obtain a cat. Then there are multiple ways to decide what to do with it. And when you've decided (inevitably) to skin it, there is more than one way to do that.
Will revise history for food
Houston, we have a parabola.
Inept driver on open course. Do not attempt.
Our *new* functionality is enabled via exofumic reactors and photo-quality retro-reflection!
Space-time is curved.
And warped, and bent.
And cracked, and wrinkled, and has some holes in it
and it's got an ugly paint job, and
WE WANT A NEW ONE.
Boldly thinking where no box has gone before.
Widely known to not exist.
I hear voices in my head telling me to correct people's spelling.
Poof of concept.
Putting the "trap" in "contraption".
Everything you need to know about a man's character can be determined from how he reacts to a hangfire.
Limited Lifetime Warranty: you break it, you're dead
Two heads may be better than one, but half a head and no heads at all are approximately the same value.
I am so extremely curious, I pose a grave risk to cats.
With enough ping-pong balls to sink a battleship.
Real smoke. Fake mirrors.
Get your mime out of the gutter.
I think, therefore I am.
You're not thinking, so why do you still exist?
Author of "Adventures of a Line-Following Robot in the Land of 'O's"
Brought to you by the makers of Charlie's Minimally Toxic Cooking Soap.
It'll leave you so healthy & clean, your butt hole will heal shut and not even leave a scar!
I don't know if I'm in that Ooolongftangftangbank thing or not.
The pen may well be mightier than the sword - but it fails to make a quick, clean ending for him who decides to end it all by falling upon it.
[Sep 15 2002, last modified May 25 2016]