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1-900-SMS-TEXT

Text-based 900# service
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CAPS = Caller
lower = Callee

B OR W
b
FIG
36 24 36
WOW
o baby
O BABY
r u hot
YES
u r hot
U2
brb
WTF
jk
ETC.
etc.

2.99 a Minute

thumbwax, Aug 17 2003

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       <blondie>Haaaaangin' on the teeeeeeleephooone</blondie>
gnomethang, Aug 17 2003
  

       o baby
yes
u r hot
yes
o baby
o babyy
o bsby
o n2by
ooooooooo
Cedar Park, Aug 17 2003
  

       UR NAM?
drek
???
derek
OH.
THTS HOT
thnx
UR WLCM
ur?
4NK8TR
???
FRNCTR
???
FORNICATOR
o! kewl!
THNX
thts hot 2
I NO
no?
I KNOW
o! gr8
XD
???
UR DUM
???
UR DUMB
am not
R2
am not!
R2
I am not!
[you have exceeded your text limit for the month. please pay excessive fines.]
k_sra, Aug 17 2003
  

       There are services available in the UK that are remarkably like this. The idea is you text a number, and the number texts you back with suggestive messages, all apparently from women (things like "last night was INCREDIBLE big boy, xxxx Sara"). The idea, I think, is to build the appearance of an interesting, full sex life where one doesn't really exist. Now the wee, spotty, loveless geek can say the reason he's has not got a girlfriend is because he's too busy playing the field with Sara, Mandy, Jane, Katie, Emma etc. and he's got the texts to prove it.
custardlove, Aug 18 2003
  

       //the wee, spotty, loveless geek//   

       Buy your elf a disposable SIM (or four) and have a group session.   

       SAAAAAAD.   

       //The idea is you text a number, and the number texts you back with suggestive messages, all apparently from women//   

       Maybe you could spoof an SMS and get your work rival in trouble with his wife.
FloridaManatee, Aug 18 2003
  

       OK whts th 900 srvce?
neilp, Aug 18 2003
  
      
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