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Clearly this is a metaphor for something.
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r u hot
u r hot
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||<blondie>Haaaaangin' on the teeeeeeleephooone</blondie>
u r hot
thts hot 2
I am not!
[you have exceeded your text limit for the month. please pay excessive fines.]
||There are services available in the UK that are remarkably like this. The idea is you text a number, and the number texts you back with suggestive messages, all apparently from women (things like "last night was INCREDIBLE big boy, xxxx Sara"). The idea, I think, is to build the appearance of an interesting, full sex life where one doesn't really exist. Now the wee, spotty, loveless geek can say the reason he's has not got a girlfriend is because he's too busy playing the field with Sara, Mandy, Jane, Katie, Emma etc. and he's got the texts to prove it.
||//the wee, spotty, loveless geek//
Buy your elf a disposable SIM (or four) and have a group session.
//The idea is you text a number, and the number texts you back with suggestive messages, all apparently from women//
Maybe you could spoof an SMS and get your work rival in trouble with his wife.