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9 month old Yoga Instructor
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Hire a room. Assemble a group of adults around a happy 9 month old baby on a comfortable play mat. Attempt to contort yourself into whatever position the baby assumes.

Realise that this is going to be a hard workout as the baby begins to chew her own foot. Revel in the gurgling enjoyment of a baby as she watches all of the adults struggling to copy her.

Stop when the baby becomes bored, or when you dislocate your hip.

—Fishrat, Dec 12 2014

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       Hi there fishy, long time no see. How the hell are you? Did you have a baby? Is that the inspiration for this idea? Any way, being a long time, and devoted yogi, I applaud this idea. My daughter owns a yoga studio in DC and she has classes for babies, called "itsy bitsy yoga". She could just have the babies be the instructors and the parents the students, and this idea could be "born". Great idea.
—blissmiss, Dec 13 2014
   

       Hey [bliss]! I had a baby and I wrote four novels. Baby Nancy arrived 3 months early and gave us all a scare, but is now in rude health and is my constant muse... so yet, she's completely the inspiration for the idea. Thank you for the 'welcome back', I'll try not to leave it so long next time!
—Fishrat, Dec 14 2014
   

       [Eleventeenthly] and I once did a Yoga routine together outside the Prado when he was three. It drew quite a bit of attention.
—nineteenthly, Dec 15 2014
   

       I'll practice pulling my socks off with my mouth every night before bed. Maybe make a toothbrush out of that.
—rcarty, Dec 15 2014
   

       //[Eleventeenthly] and I once did a Yoga routine together outside the Prado//   

       Cool! Did you do that bit where he lifts the spaceship out of the swamp using the Force?
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 15 2014
   

       I'm concerned I might throw my back out attempting to imitate my 11-month old. She arches some crazy contortions when we try to pin her down long enough to get changed.
—RayfordSteele, Dec 16 2014
   

       I actually do something like this! It makes a great workout sometimes. I just imagine the baby. My grandchildren ask "What are you doing, Gaga?" I say "It's gaga yoga."
—farble, Dec 16 2014
   

       Lady gaga yoga, I like that.
—blissmiss, Dec 16 2014
   

       I reckon that's a whole nother idea altogether, [bliss]
—Fishrat, Dec 18 2014
   

       [+] haw.
—FlyingToaster, Nov 06 2015
   


 

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