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I have loads of keys, that I can't tell
even with the use of those little colour
coded sleeves that slip over the end of
them. Bird Song Keys are my saviour.
Each key makes the sound of a different
when released on the end of its
leash and twirled around your
head like a
lassoo. This is possible, because the keys
have all been fitted with a tiny reed
warbler, tuned to make individual bird
Hooded crow - that must be the office.
Magpie - that will be my studio full of
harvested junk. Nightingale - I'm home
||"Ah, - Mute Swan - this must be the key to my anechoic chamber"
||How do you train a reed warbler to make the sounds of other birds? You'd need a minah or starling or similar, shirley?
||(+) I wonder about swinging all of the keys at the same time.
||The second paragraph reads like one of those computer programs where each word is chosen based on the previous word using a probability table.
||Don't be afraid to try the "chicken" key.
||Much better than a Cock of Fleas...