A License To Speak In Tongues

Glossolalia is the Greek name for generating a series of speech like sounds that are not recognised as any known language. This is usually referred to as “speaking in tongues”.

Speaking in Tongues is a real door opener and impresses the high and the mighty, along with the feeble of mind in equal measures. No one can argue with you when you speak in tongues. If you ever go to court, you can demand that everything is translated into “tongues”. If you encounter road rage, you can respond by speaking in tongues.

There are numerous situations where the ability to speak in tongues can be deployed to your advantage. No one can question the meaning of what you say without you referring them to a higher celestial power from where the messages originated which you now repeat.

To learn to speak in tongues involves a few months of language tape listening; repetition of phrases and words, (interjected with other normal every day words jibberish) while standing in front of a mirror, along with the imitation of some body movements, hand gestures and facial contortions. At the end of the course there is a short test before an existing expert, and on successful completion, your License To Speak In Tongues is issued.