Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Acid hydrolized intestinal substrate

An expansive sponge foam that continuously travels into and out of the intestinal tract.
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For the facilitation of near liquid diets this acid hydrolyzed proteinous structure produces a continuous log yule passover the holiday.

Simply consume the packages of foam producing powder that expands and solidifies as the peristalsis of the colon forces it like a subway to the next junction.

In the future an electrolytic core will be inserted anteriorly and concentrically into the continuously ejected mass that will modulate digestive processes synthetically as a complimentary nervous system.

rcarty, Dec 28 2010

Bowel Budsters http://www.cdnf.com/item1709.htm
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       alternatively pass them 'round.
FlyingToaster, Dec 28 2010

       Prosthetic poo? Why not just consume regular fiber?
GutPunchLullabies, Dec 28 2010

       // continuous log yule passover //   


       [bungston], did you send him any of your funny mushrooms as a Christmas gift ? If you did, it seems he didn't read the instructions about "consume in moderation".   

8th of 7, Dec 28 2010

       What about this material makes it easier to push with peristaltic contractions than the material in front of it? Do you just want a snytho-turd to impress the chicks? If that's the case I'd try learning some new dance moves or getting a better hair style first.
doctorremulac3, Dec 28 2010

       I thought of this when I bought some discounted bags of Bowel Buddy cookies not because of digestive issues but because the cookies are uberhealthful. As the story goes, I ate most of the bags and the idea was born.
rcarty, Dec 28 2010

       Ok, respect.   

       Myself, I tend to shy away from foods with the word "bowel" in the title but that's me.
doctorremulac3, Dec 28 2010

       Dear gods. I assumed that anything called "Bowel Buddy" must be a spoof until I Googled.   

       I presume this is an American concept, alongside "Smooth Turd Gravy", "Thrush-be-gone Cranberry Aperitif" and "Happy Anus High-Fibre Fruitcake" ?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 28 2010

       I'm trying to understand the marketing strategy myself because these are -ahem- passable cookies and would probably appeal to a larger market.   

       There's nothing particularly special about them but I can understand why they advise rookie poopers to only eat one cookie at first to get accustomed to the fiber. I've had ridiculous diets so I have no problem eating dozens of them.   

       At the checkout, even though I was laughing at the name and the amazing price discount, the cashier blushed in embarassment (there were many bags), and even though I wasn't embarassed at all I blushed out of contagion. I can't remember what I said, but ultimately we both agreed that everything we eat is associated with pooping.
rcarty, Dec 28 2010

       "Would you like some Happy Anus High-Fibre Fruitcake?"   

       "No thanks, I don't like messing with my anus's psyche."
doctorremulac3, Dec 28 2010

       //there were many bags//
Yeah, but colostomy ain't my bag, baby!
gnomethang, Dec 29 2010

       //I knew there had to be a rational explanation.// Not sure why you'd make that assumption.
lurch, Dec 29 2010

       Or, how about fake stool suppositories. Then you avoid even more of the digestive tract (which may be part of the reason for the liquid diet...).
Jinbish, Dec 29 2010


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