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Adult Flying Hoppity Hop

Xtreme hopping
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Hoppity Hop is a toy that is a sit-on-able rubber ball with a handle in top, so that you can bounce around a floor holding on to the handle to secure the toy between your legs and coordinating stabilizing and accelerating motions between the ball and your feet which would also grip the ball but push off of the floor when you bounce, adding height to your bounce and direction to your motion.

So this is that, but wing enabled.

The rubber ball could be strapped around the upper thighs to secure the ball to the body, and the arms could be free, with attached foam wings, or by steering a hang glider-like foil, to help you gain height on each bounce and to steer motion in the air.

So this is somewhere in between assisted bouncing and weak, cushioned hang gliding.

...with pants, in a vertical wind tunnel.

JesusHChrist, Mar 08 2017

Space Hopper https://en.m.wikipe...g/wiki/Space_hopper
[JesusHChrist, Mar 08 2017]

Self Jumping Ball Self_20jumping_20ball_20robot
[JesusHChrist, Mar 11 2017, last modified Mar 12 2017]


       All momentum taken for flight doesn't go into a bounce.
Voice, Mar 08 2017

       Assuming that this might actually fly, I can see a landing on 1 spacehopper might be excessively exciting.
not_morrison_rm, Mar 08 2017

       Would the rubber ball be under or over the pants? Do you have pants that can accommodate it? If so I would like several pairs of those pants now.
bungston, Mar 08 2017

       Is this related to that sex in a simulated skydiving environment idea?
normzone, Mar 08 2017

       Normzone are you proposing one might have sex on a Hoppity Hop?
bungston, Mar 09 2017

       Well, not to you, but if the proper lass asked me politely enough we could conduct the experiment and report on it here.
normzone, Mar 10 2017

       I could see a market in some adult stores...
RayfordSteele, Mar 10 2017

       The advanced version of this includes the linked Self jumping ball robot capability, as well as the neon thingy,
JesusHChrist, Mar 11 2017


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