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After Sex Cigarette

Birth Control in the form of Cigarette.
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The chemistry might be a little rough on this... but i think alot of people would use them.. it requires little motivation to remeber to use it. maybe second hand smoke could work too if only the male is a smoker...
Mduval, Nov 13 2002

Excellent editorial about smoking http://www.theonion.../smokeanything.html
from The Onion. [snarfyguy, Oct 04 2004]

(?) Not for the faint of heart. http://www.mysmokin...versity/smoke3.html
Includes both Syanide and Smoking [tyskland, Oct 04 2004]


       In a way, cigs are birth control. They kill you, therefore, you can't multiply. Of course, there is usually a long delay on the death part...
XSarenkaX, Nov 13 2002

       Do you shmoke? heh heh.
Admiral Hackbar, Nov 13 2002

       So what if he smoke, Hackbar? It's up to individuals to decide whether they smoke or not, not you.
tyskland, Nov 13 2002

       But how? Just taking the pill orally (which is effectively what you would be doing) requires a week before the contraceptive effects start. You would have to inhale large amounts of the morning-after pill in order to make this work. Easier to just take the pill (and less offensive to non-smokers).
PeterSilly, Nov 13 2002

       I wonder how RU-486 tastes in smokeable form?
snarfyguy, Nov 13 2002

       i wouldnt expect this idea to get past first base with the FDA. it really wouldnt be anything other than RU-486.. people love ritual and smoking after sex (for smokers anyway) is a smoke that smokes better than most smokes... it might be interesing to see the anti-smoking lobby and the pro-life lobby in bed together...
Mduval, Nov 13 2002

       A syanide ciggie would do the job.
ajwhunter, Nov 13 2002

       What's syanide?
tyskland, Nov 13 2002

       it's, like, the lo-cal version of cyanide.
yamahito, Nov 13 2002

       Sorry, I can't cpell
ajwhunter, Nov 13 2002

       Hey tyskland. it's a Austin Powers joke. Get with it.
Admiral Hackbar, Nov 13 2002

       Austin Powers is so two movie genres ago...
tyskland, Nov 14 2002

       I googled 'syanide' and 'smoking', just in case syanide actually is a word. I saw the term 'smoking' and 'university' in the URL, and thoguht it must be a research paper on smoking or something. Believe me, I was as shocked as you were when I clicked the link and looked at the page the unfolded before me.   

       Apparently, you are the only one who is not faint hearted...
tyskland, Nov 14 2002

       i think smoking dick is a better option, when was the last time somone got pregnant from oral sex? and for those who just used birth control to spite the catholic church, oral sex is condemned too =)
Aphyllophorales, Jul 11 2003

       I propose that we just lead all the women to the nearest cliff-edge, horrible wee things.
Cunninglinguist, Apr 18 2004

       [tyskland] - The faint of heart ought to be able to handle that; it's the good of taste that might have a problem. :-)
TerranFury, Apr 18 2004

       [cunn] hey, girls! he is the last man alive - JUMP.
po, Apr 18 2004

       At least he got the “ist” part correct.
bristolz, Apr 18 2004

       I'm still trying to figure out how smoking after sex is fasting, Ohhhhh too fast, hehe
dentworth, Apr 19 2004

       Does anybody know if you can snort the morning after pill? Might make it more appealing for coke users; whom we *really* don't want reproducing!
Juggalo4Eternity, Dec 24 2005


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