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Blowhole Vasectomy

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This procedure would place an artificial one way pressure valve inline with the vasa deferentia. Connected to the testicles and also the input to the valve is an artificial duct that connects to a meatus constructed in the small of the back. To ejaculate normally (with sperm) simply place your finger over the hole on your back force the sperm past the valve and down the rest of the plumbing.
evilpenguin, Jan 27 2009

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       Thar she blows!   

       Eww
DenholmRicshaw, Jan 27 2009
  

       Nasty! What's wrong with hypospadias?
nineteenthly, Jan 27 2009
  

       category choice!
po, Jan 27 2009
  

       Choice category!   

       (Why not blow it out your ass?)
phoenix, Jan 27 2009
  

       One word of caution: dead volume.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 27 2009
  

       Bone.(pardon the pun) Guys have a hard enough time with successfully using the "pull out" method. Now you want them to pull out AND put their finger over the urethra? By that time they would have already pulled out anyhow.
Jscotty, Jan 28 2009
  

       The long channel that carries the sperm is kept open and free of infections by periodically flushing it with a sterile secreted fluid.   

       You will have to arrange to do some of that with your blowhole, too.
neelandan, Jan 28 2009
  

       Oww, and [UB] oww. Some, wait make that many images I do not need rattling around my head.
MisterQED, Jan 28 2009
  

       i cant believe the votes on this. i had this idea and nobody i knew wanted to discuss it. thanks HB
evilpenguin, Jan 29 2009
  

       /Gonna be hard to keep the edit alive without referring to some dweeby professor's life's work/   

       Au contraire. Wiki citations are often less credible than a given grandad, when followed to their source.
Texticle, Jan 29 2009
  
      
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