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You could have the ghost of Tim Alien talking across his back fence with snooty neighboring alien/ghost who you never quite get to see. |
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The power of Dsjkpol compels you! |
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I presume L. Ron Hubbard will make an apparitional appearance of some sort. |
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Ah, good old Lafayette Ronald Hubbard. Better
known as Dick. |
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It should be a movie, from the alien point of view. They land on earth and make contact. Over the course of the movie, the humans encountered look and act weirder and weirder - I am thinking now of that Nicole Kidman movie (The Others?). Ultimately (Sixth Sense style) it becomes clear that the aliens have made contact with ghosts. |
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No, she really was in both. |
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Reminds me of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. |
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Also the part where the guy thinks he is going on a date with a girl named Eileen but really his buddy has mispronounced Alien, and the date involves a long session of experiments aboard the ship. |
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Then: should he call her (them?) back the next day? Sort of a scifi romantic comedy glossing over the cattle mutilations. Richard Dreyfus could cameo as the sage maintenance man, giving romantic and alien advice. |
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The aliens spend millenia trying to communicate with the (to them) trans-dimensional beings, but the best response they can get is "Look Uncle Ernest, where did you hide the dead fish; it's driving Penelope crazy !". Eventually they settle down to watching the soaps. |
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