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Sometimes life is little more than a series of disappointments. Moments are fleeting, meaningless. It would be erroneous to suggest that a mere pendant could make a difference, but an idea can be more than its physical manifestation. It can be a symbol, something eternal; an emotional anchor.
substances like polonium and americium exhibit alpha radiation. While deadly poisonous if swallowed, these materials are safe to handle as the alpha radiation is unable to penetrate skin, or even a few centimetres of air. The radiation consists of "heavy" particles, much heavier than other kinds of radiation.
Many people fear ionizing radiation, or more specifically, fear the concept of radiation. It is the ultimate threat: a toxin which you cannot see, hear, or smell. Pedantry over different types of radiation is irrelevant. To the ignorant, the invisible enemy is everywhere.
The Alpha Pendant contains a significant amount of radioactive americium. Beyond the visceral thrill of carrying a vial of poison around your neck, the americium serves a purpose.
The pendant consists of an evacuated glass cylinder, set in gold. Within the glass is a wheel of metal foil, mounted on the finest of needle bearings against jewelled supports. Every effort has been made to minimize friction of the wheel's rotation. Attached to the wheel are four paddles, and to each paddle a small disk of americium is attached on one side.
The alpha radiation carries momentum. The asymmetry of the paddles maximizes the effect. The power delivered is minuscule, but balanced against the inertia of the foil, the precision bearings, and the high vacuum it resides in, the resulting force is enough to rotate the assembly once per second.
The outer circumference of the wheel is partially coated in reflective silver, the remainder in absorptive black nanocrystals of gold. The pattern of reflective/absorptive coating is such that the reflected light, visible through the glass window on the pendant, creates the characteristic double-thump of a human heartbeat.
In essence, the pendant is a nuclear-powered trinket, both simpler and more intricate than a watch.
The mechanical heartbeat of the Alpha Pendant pumps no blood, but its silent pulse is a visible beacon of hope, a reminder that if we put our minds to it, it is possible to make something that lasts. With a half-life of 432 years, the americium-powered heartbeat will outlive your great grandchildren.
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||Coat the inside with phosphorescent paint and it will glow in the dark too!
||Make Americium Great Again!
||i want one with spinning paddles that look like tiny
american flags. just make sure it's adequately shielded.
||//The pattern of reflective/absorptive coating is such
that the reflected light, visible through the glass
window on the pendant, creates the characteristic
double-thump of a human heartbeat.//
I just love this no matter what it is. The writing is so
flowing and incredibly fluent that it's more like a
poem than anything. Yes, yes, yes. +++++
||//Make Americium Great Again!// [marked-for-tagline]
||My mother was buried with her (working, to the best of my
knowledge) pace maker.
||Your paddles could be made by a similar process to
the americium disks in smoke detectors. But
as youd keep all of the emissions in a
sealed container (instead of releasing them into an
ionization chamber), the high vacuum in the
pendant would eventually fill with trapped helium.
This might slow the rotation down faster than you
suggest from Am-241s half life.
||I'm uncomfortable to see those two words put together.
||I haven't done the
math to figure out how long it would take to
build up enough ... uh ... mumble mumble ...
trapped ... you know ... helium ... in an enclosed
capsule to slow the
device down. But looking online to see if anyone ELSE had
so, I stumbled upon suggestions of using alpha
decay for space propulsion (link). So spinning the
of a pendant probably isn't too far fetched.
||As long as you can get around the ... uh ...
mumble mumble ... trapped ... you know ...
helium ... problem.
||Oh, and if it makes you uncomfortable, definitely DON'T read
the linked article about h***** traps...
||You could vent the trapped helium through a one-way valve
How does that work with a strong vacuum on the inside and
presumably one atmosphere normal pressure on the
outside? You'd have to get the valve open and somehow
pump the helium out.
||That may be a non-issue though. Now that I've done a
of the math, I don't think helium build-up would be a
problem, at least not for several decades. So here's a new
puzzle - what size/mass/shape to you think the vanes
should be if they are to turn once per second?
||Under ideal conditions, an alpha particle leaves an unbound
nucleus of an Am-241 atom at roughly 0.05c (5% of light
speed). The remaining Np-237 nucleus (being 59.25x
heavier) gets kicked in the opposite direction at 0.000844c.
In practice though, with a bulk sample instead of a single
atom... most of that energy goes into jiggling (heating up)
the surrounding atoms. And all those alpha
decays are randomly distributed - you only get useful
thrust if you can bias enough of them in one direction.
||Thanks for the comments everyone.
||Before posting this, I had a go at working out how much americium would be needed. The part I struggled to estimate was the friction of the bearing, I'm not sure what a reasonable guess for that would be.
||You can buy a "StaticMaster" anti-static brush that contains 500uCi of polonium on amazon. The alpha particles have an energy of about 5MeV, so the power output is around 15uW. Not all of that will go into pushing the wheel around, but a quick search and stackoverflow answer suggest that a mechanical watch uses just over 10uW. So, I convinced myself that with enough americium, the thing would work.
||I did consider the accumulation of helium. One point to note is that ordinary silicate glass is permeable to helium, so it would diffuse out over time. This also implies that by osmosis, helium and hydrogen would seep into the vial from the moment it was made. My gut feeling is that the effects will be insignificant compared to the mechanical bearing.