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It looks like a regular stapler, but attempting to slam the
stapler down with excessive force will activate a spike that
forces its way out of holes on the top, piercing the abusive
stapler-user.
A brief warning sign could be posted. Or not.
a smart smack!
re-cycle_20old_20staples
[po, Nov 23 2010]
Stapler with fangs
Stapler_20with_20fangs
shameless self promotion [xaviergisz, Nov 23 2010]
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Why slam a stapler when you can punch the person pissing you off? |
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do you share a stapler and you worry about its abuse? how strange. |
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The thing is, I don't think I've ever seen a stapler fatally
damaged, or even seriously wounded, by heavily-handed
blows. |
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well max, then you haven't seen cheap. Or you
haven't really seen a "heavy hand". |
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Try working with polynesians, who think that the
more force, the better. If they break it, their
solution?: Walk away fast. |
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Ah! There's your problem - a cheap stapler, probably
Chinese. |
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The stapler in my library is French. Genevieve, I think she's
called. |
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isn't most of what we use on the consumer level
made in China? Kind of hard to avoid. |
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Staplers should be able to resist functionality, but not be able to punish dysfunction. This is particularly important when staplers resist functionality. |
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Mind you this is a half-bakery stapler, and punishing
dysfunction, I believe, is perfectly acceptable. |
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I mean, my wife punishes me all the time. |
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Find and replace "stapler" with "woman"? |
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s/For those heavy-handed office fellows/Expensive vigilante stapler designed to punish those who abuse cheap staplers/g |
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