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The lawn needs mowing and baby needs constant attention - what to do?
Baby Mow is a lawn mower with a stroller or bassinet
attachment that fits above the engine. Simply place the
little one in its crib with safety harness, tuck in his or her
blanket in and begin mowing.
Be careful when mowing underneath trees as low limbs
may poke into the pram area.
trimming hedges, cutting off branches or leaves,
simply remove the baby and attach him or her to your Baby
Trimmer, Baby Chainsaw, or Baby Blower.
For safety, ensure baby wears eye and ear protection at all
times and has suitable toys to play with while maintaining
||+ oh yes, though it could be dangerous (haha) I remember having to drive my daughter around town in the car to get her to take a nap. It would have been nicer to stay home in the yard!
||White noise is great for making babies sleep. This way, dad
can mow the lawn and get the baby to have a nap while mum
gets some sleep*. Ace. Bun.
*for of course it is written that woman may not deal with the
||Baby snow thrower. Erm, Baby chipper shredder.
||Bunned just for the image of a baby with giant David Clark headsets.