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Baby Mow

The lawn needs mowing and baby needs constant attention - what to do?
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Baby Mow is a lawn mower with a stroller or bassinet attachment that fits above the engine. Simply place the little one in its crib with safety harness, tuck in his or her blanket in and begin mowing.

Be careful when mowing underneath trees as low limbs may poke into the pram area.

For trimming hedges, cutting off branches or leaves, simply remove the baby and attach him or her to your Baby Trimmer, Baby Chainsaw, or Baby Blower.

For safety, ensure baby wears eye and ear protection at all times and has suitable toys to play with while maintaining your garden.

benfrost, Jan 02 2009

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       + oh yes, though it could be dangerous (haha) I remember having to drive my daughter around town in the car to get her to take a nap. It would have been nicer to stay home in the yard!
xandram, Jan 02 2009
  

       White noise is great for making babies sleep. This way, dad can mow the lawn and get the baby to have a nap while mum gets some sleep*. Ace. Bun.   

         

       *for of course it is written that woman may not deal with the lawn
hazel, Jan 02 2009
  

       Baby snow thrower. Erm, Baby chipper shredder.
Sir_Misspeller, Jan 03 2009
  

       Yawn-mower! +
xenzag, Jan 03 2009
  

       Bunned just for the image of a baby with giant David Clark headsets.
MisterQED, Jan 03 2009
  

       Grassinet.   
      
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