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Bacon Soap

Who can resist the sent of Bacon?
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We make soap that smells like bacon. THAT'S IT! I mean who can resist that bacony smell? THis idea came to mind when I heard this voice say "GIR!!!! Why did you put bacon on the soap!!!!!", then I realized it was invader ZIM and I thought to myself WHAT A GREAT IDEA!, only don't put bacon on the soap. Just make the soap smell like bacon!

(ok, so it's not exactly hygenic, but this is the best category it fit in because it is soap!)


Bacon Air Freshener http://www.mcphee.c.../current/11076.html
[McPhee] [Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Bacon Soap http://www.blacktable.com/bacon030515.htm
Make your own from lye, cold water and bacon fat. Apparently it doesn't really smell like bacon. [kropotkin, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

McWardies' bacon soap http://home.kooee.c...ld/pageo/bacon.html
I'm not sure if this is a joke. [kropotkin, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Grateful Palate's combos http://www.grateful...rID=0142&SearchYN=N
First combo includes bacon soap, bacon air freshener, and BLT candles. [kropotkin, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Kevin Bacon http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000102/
Surely long past due an appearance in EastEnders? [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Dogs Don't Know it's Not Bacon.

I saw that a few days ago, and I haven't been able to stop saying it since. I feel it applies here quite nicely.
AfroAssault, Feb 28 2004
  

       hey, it'd be great prank for your friends when they wash their hands at your house and your dog picks up that bacon smell and is following them aound all day.   

       I SWEAR I've seen it before on McPhee - they must have recently discontinued it. I linked to Bacon Air Freshener - they used to sell the soap and the freshener as a combo pack.   

       ... But then GIR said "I MADE IT MYSELF." - and there lies your answer. Germs - oh what a great episode.
Letsbuildafort, Feb 29 2004
  

       Everything will be subtly different in the future. Caffinated bacon, baconated graprefruit, Slurm.
Laughs Last, Feb 29 2004
  

       GIR also put bacon n the soap, This just makes bacon smelling soap   

       // I mean who can resist that bacony smell? //   

       Vegetarians? Jewish peoples?   

       Trouble is [darklord], if you washed with bacon smelling soap, wouldn't you end up smelling of bacon? I'm not sure that that is remotely attractive.
jonthegeologist, Mar 01 2004
  

       "Momma, spot's looking at me funny".   

       Actually, that reminds me of Darwin Award or something about a guy that non-fatally removed himself from the gene pool using only a pooch and a slice of bacon.
FloridaManatee, Mar 01 2004
  

       <another ZIM quote> "Taste me, I'm delicious!!"
spacecadet, Mar 01 2004
  

       Have you ever put beef bullion inside your friend's shower head as a prank? I gets REALLY REALLY REALLY foul smelling after you dry off. Meat + bathing = a loss of friends.
Letsbuildafort, Mar 01 2004
  

       [lbf] you evil!
jonthegeologist, Mar 02 2004
  

       thank you [letsbuildafort] for that wonderful April Fool's Day idea.
echo, Mar 02 2004
  

       Ok, yah so it's not the greatest of all ideas. BUT it stil is pretty funny. I think I'm gonna have to try tat beef boullion schtick. after all i have one word for you, Schadenfreude. (it means happiness at the misfortune of others, pardon me if it's not spelled right.)   

       Peace thru Vandalism, my friend.
Letsbuildafort, Mar 04 2004
  

       Bacon Soap:
<Announcer>
Do you suffer from dirty bacon?
</Announcer>
half, Mar 04 2004
  

       what if you're REALLY hungry & theres nothing in the house 2 eat and you accidentally eat the soap thinking it's something really tasety! (Of corse you'd be half asleep.) Then you'd be foaming at the mouth, wouldn't that be great?!? A rabid slice of bacon!
Daemonicbreeze, Mar 04 2004
  


 

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