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Bagpipe Mobile Phone

hoots man... de ya ken where y'are the noo?
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Instead of a boring Blackberry, iPhone, or in fact any other type of mobile, why not have a Bagpipe Mobile Phone?

It works just like any other mobile, except it doubles up as a scaled down set of bagpipes, and of course instead of merely ringing, it begins droning and wheezing before playing a random traditional Scottish reel, or at any time you feel like it, you can begin playing it yourself.

Advantages: no one will ever steal it; you can use it to torture those who simply detest the bagpipes; you can attract those who love all things Scottish (or Irish); you can pretend to be totally mad when you shouldn't be using a phone, and dance around as it "rings" out of control - this is especially effective when it's in vibrating mode, and placed on a wooden table. (to increase resonance)

xenzag, Mar 21 2010

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       Chuckle +
DenholmRicshaw, Mar 21 2010

       An acquaintance has piping ringtones...
pocmloc, Mar 21 2010

       Sp.: hoots mon [+]
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 21 2010

       Mobile drone?
Jinbish, Mar 21 2010

       Suggested category: Weapon:Musical Instrument.
8th of 7, Mar 21 2010

       I would like to see the bluetooth headset version
pocmloc, Mar 21 2010


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