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Instead of a boring Blackberry, iPhone, or in fact any other type of mobile, why not have a Bagpipe Mobile Phone?
It works just like any other mobile, except it doubles up as a scaled down set of bagpipes, and of course instead of merely ringing, it begins droning and wheezing before playing a random
traditional Scottish reel, or at any time you feel like it, you can begin playing it yourself.
Advantages: no one will ever steal it; you can use it to torture those who simply detest the bagpipes; you can attract those who love all things Scottish (or Irish); you can pretend to be totally mad when you shouldn't be using a phone, and dance around as it "rings" out of control - this is especially effective when it's in vibrating mode, and placed on a wooden table. (to increase resonance)
||An acquaintance has piping ringtones...
||Suggested category: Weapon:Musical Instrument.
||I would like to see the bluetooth headset version