Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Beer breasts

Fake breasts worn by staff at topless bars that are beer taps.
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Maby you could squeeze the fake breasts and beer would flow out. Would be cool at bucks nights ect, sure its a bit seedy but hey, it would be cool for a laugh.
Gulherme, Oct 25 2002

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       And just what, pretel, would they do with their real ones? Maby they could just lob em off and toss em out?   

       (It's lookin and soundin like a typical Friday here).
blissmiss, Oct 25 2002
  

       what you think people want to see beer comming out of normal size breasts, I was thinking of massive breasts.
Gulherme, Oct 25 2002
  

       Hey [bliss] what are you carping about? This idea should get every vote from every male here at œB! It has beer and breasts...the perfect idea!   

       ...carp? That sounds like a fish to me...?
IVnick8or, Oct 25 2002
  

       please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... oh, it is.
st3f, Oct 25 2002
  

       You've had some good and amusing ideas, Gulherme. This is not one of them.   

       PS - What is a "bucks nights ect?"
snarfyguy, Oct 25 2002
  

       Maybe they could shit fresh hot gooey pizza too.
blissmiss, Oct 25 2002
  

       //I was thinking of massive breasts//   

       That's a telling comment.
calum, Oct 25 2002
  
      
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