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Beer breasts

Fake breasts worn by staff at topless bars that are beer taps.
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Maby you could squeeze the fake breasts and beer would flow out. Would be cool at bucks nights ect, sure its a bit seedy but hey, it would be cool for a laugh.
Gulherme, Oct 25 2002

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       And just what, pretel, would they do with their real ones? Maby they could just lob em off and toss em out?   

       (It's lookin and soundin like a typical Friday here).
blissmiss, Oct 25 2002
  

       what you think people want to see beer comming out of normal size breasts, I was thinking of massive breasts.
Gulherme, Oct 25 2002
  

       Hey [bliss] what are you carping about? This idea should get every vote from every male here at œB! It has beer and breasts...the perfect idea!   

       ...carp? That sounds like a fish to me...?
IVnick8or, Oct 25 2002
  

       please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... please don't let this be what I think it's going to be... oh, it is.
st3f, Oct 25 2002
  

       You've had some good and amusing ideas, Gulherme. This is not one of them.   

       PS - What is a "bucks nights ect?"
snarfyguy, Oct 25 2002
  

       Maybe they could shit fresh hot gooey pizza too.
blissmiss, Oct 25 2002
  

       //I was thinking of massive breasts//   

       That's a telling comment.
calum, Oct 25 2002
  

       Congratulations on coming up with a sex-related idea I don't want to bun. Here's a bun for that, but not for the idea.
Voice, Dec 25 2019
  

       This place is falling apart. I made a typo 18 years ago and no one has said a word, what the hell?
blissmiss, Dec 25 2019
  

       It's called "lulling into a false sense of security". We are evil, but patient.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 26 2019
  

       ... and I was just thinking of pretzels.
pertinax, Dec 28 2019
  

       In a good (normal) way, like as a tasty snack food - or in a sick, deviant, perverted and unpleasant way ?   

       From you, the latter seems far more likely.   

       // We are evil, but patient. //   

       Are you referring to halfbakers as a group, or yourself ? The first person plural is generally considered the prerogative of deities (which you are not), royalty (well ... the jury's still out) and Evil Assimilating Hegemonizing Swarms (and you have so far, for inexplicable motives, declined to join our Merry Throng).
8th of 7, Dec 28 2019
  

       It would take a lot of m.f.d magic but hormone treatment, three way symbiosis with yeast, lactibacilli and breast tissue, [Gutherme] can have his own Kumis.
wjt, Dec 29 2019
  

       There is no way I'm going near your Merry Thong, [8th].
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 30 2019
  

       <SNAP/>   

       (Sound of [MB]'s braces being twanged)
8th of 7, Dec 30 2019
  

       One day, you'll do that while he's wearing them.
pertinax, Jan 01 2020
  

       That's what we're hoping for, yes.
8th of 7, Jan 01 2020
  
      
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