Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Belgium Estate Fire Sale

It's time to be done with this hodgepodge nation
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Really, just piece out the respective areas of this ungovernable country to France, Germany, Holland, and Luxembourg, and be done with it. No more complications with linguistically-divided governments preventing action, no more silly exceptions to the normal laws which seem to be in vogue in the Eurozone, and no more Phlegmmish Flemish waffling about.
RayfordSteele, Nov 18 2015


       Yes, but where would people go to have wars ?
8th of 7, Nov 18 2015

       The chips...
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 18 2015

       //waffling about// - very good
hippo, Nov 18 2015

       And here I was thinking this could be a variation of the Nigerian Prince scam.
Vernon, Nov 18 2015

       Belgium sortof rhymes with shotgun, Chewing gum, Having fun, and dum de dum dum.   

       Was it invented by France ?   

       Two Belgium peanuts were walking down the road and one was asaulted... peanut.
popbottle, Nov 19 2015

       // out-source their military intelligence and other security services. //   

       Britain outsourced that to Russia in the 1950's ... didn't end well.
8th of 7, Nov 20 2015

       Yeah but do Brussels sprouts come from Brussels? If so, we may just want to keep Belgium up and running. I think. (roasted in the oven, with butter, till crispy. Yummy.)
blissmiss, Nov 21 2015

       I think I went to Brussels recently. It was difficult to be sure.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 21 2015


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