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Black Marker Penis

a pen and a dildo in one
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a black marker penis would be ideal for those of us who enjoy solitary sex, but often find our minds wandering. why not write those thoughts down in large black letters?
JOC, Feb 06 2004

The Art Work of AfroAssault http://www.geocitie...assault/comics.html
The introduction to which seems apropos, in a kind of a way. [calum, Oct 04 2004]

Marks on wet and oily surfaces http://sharpie.com/...rrentType=SNTYPE004
They got the name and color right. [Giblet, Jun 22 2005]

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       I believe you just did.
username, Feb 06 2004
  

       Someones drawing a fish up there.
skinflaps, Feb 06 2004
  

       That would involve some serious acrobatics.
Detly, Feb 06 2004
  

       Where'd the cap go?
Letsbuildafort, Feb 06 2004
  

       I was going to sniff my marker to get high, but it smells funny.
DonBirnam, Feb 06 2004
  

       what happens if you forgot to put the cap back on?
dynix, Mar 21 2004
  

       haha. this is so bizarre.
benfrost, Jun 22 2005
  

       Black Marker Pen 15
sartep, Jun 22 2005
  

       the calligraphy of Karma Sutra
Voice, Apr 25 2008
  
      
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