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Blind Cave Fish
Ever wanted something to live in your locker that isn't mold?
I don't know how many of you are at high
school, but I am, and I despise my locker.
It's too small, it's too dark, and it has no
aesthetic appeal. I have tried keeping
things in there, but plants tend to die, and
mammals don't have enough room.
Goldfish need light. Right now, I'm
a bonsai potato (see link),which
doesn't need light, but it's getting a little
I think that little aquariums that fit into the
top of a locker should be available, filled
with blind cave fish. Fish are a preferable
animal, because they don't require much
intensive care, and they can easily last a
weekend without food. Because they're
blind, they won't care how much light
there isn't. feed them every morning, and
you've got a sustainable locker pet.
These are cool. mine is maybe six months old, but it's still going. [schematics, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||Try rainworms, or mushrooms on horse manure. Any smells from the locker can be blamed on your "culture".
||I want to see this grotesque potato...
||Umm... for the record, I don't grow
mold in my locker. I don't even keep
food in there. And what's this about my
culture being smelly? are you dissing
||I don't know. I don't think you'd be able
to see the worms, wouldn't they be
under ground? Look, a bucket of dirt!
horse shit! How's that for aesthetic
||//I want to see this grotesque potato...//
||Careful [k_sra], it might be shaped like a 'thingy'...