h a l f b a k e r yA hive of inactivity
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register.
Please log in or create an account.
|
Bollockslater
Turn a conversation into utter mumbo jumbo aka verbal bollocks generator | |
A device that fits snuggly into the ear that turns a informative intelligent conversation into an utter load of random bollocks by playing with words, and a utterly useless conversation into a seemingly intelligent banter.(Or just set it to only convert everything into a load of audible verbal crap and
nonsense anyway)
Good for Monday morning meetings and the office Christmas party .
No babelfish here.
[link]
|
| |
This would = fun, Shirley. + |
|
| |
I find mixing my drinks already does this quite well (especially the second part) and the effects can often last well into Monday. |
|
| |
Purchase at www.bollocksfish.com |
|
| |
//utterly useless conversation into a seemingly intelligent banter// |
|
| |
Wouldn't this option somehow violate the second law of thermodynamics? |
|
| |