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For years, women have been having
all the fun. Now it is our turn.
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Out of site...
[k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
||ahem, brainstorm genius ideas!
||NO NO ... the site isn't real! Where
does this product exist? It exists in
my mind ... ok, maybe it does exist
somewhere and I don't know about
||Oh, in that case, please carry on, but if I see an email tomorrow morning to this effect, I really will bone you.
||I see. I am new to this. I shouldn't
really write the description as an
ad, because it looks like I am
taking myself seriously.
||Well, just so long as you learn to give *that* up... and welcome.
||whats that game where you slap your hand onto the pile of hands and withdraw the one on the bottom????
||get your hand off the bottom unless she is enjoying it!