Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Bonsai Rainhat

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A suitably shaped tree or shrub, worn as a rainhat. Evergreens are obviously best year-round, their cone shapes and needles a natural for shedding water, but deciduous types can be used during inclement warm weather.

Alternatively to a simple shallow ceramic flowerpot, a quilted skullcap allows roots to grow down the sides.

At home the headgear should be stored on a mannikin head, of course, in the sun.

Decorate for Christmas.

FlyingToaster, Mar 14 2018

Living_20Hat [hippo, Mar 15 2018]


       It would need some careful branch-bending. Evergreens such as pines generally have upward-pointing branches, so that rainwater trickles toward the trunk.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018

       In that case, selectively breed camels to be really tiny and have them roam around your head-mounted bonsai rainforest, drinking all the water.
hippo, Mar 15 2018

       This will go great with my Chia-poncho.   

       Wasn't he a Mexican drugs baron?
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 15 2018

       You mean Honcho Pia, leader of the Japanese neo-Geisha movement.
FlyingToaster, Mar 15 2018

       So who was Pancho Viola, then ? He wore some Brero or other, didn't he ?
8th of 7, Mar 15 2018

       Via Poncho a Fiero ? "The Way of the Fiery Raincoat" : a martial art for public exhibition.
FlyingToaster, Mar 15 2018

       ... or some sort of deeply disturbing Buddhist protest involving volatile accelerants.
8th of 7, Mar 15 2018


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