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Hmm. Not actually a bad idea. |
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Ah - thought it might be bit baked.... won't keep long, but leaving for a bit of discussion/prompts for other similar notions. |
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We know of one lady whos dog kept persistently nudging, nuzzling and trying to lick one of her breasts. Then she thought she could feel ... something. |
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An X-ray revealed very early stage mammary cancer, right on the threshold of detectability with current technology. It was immediately and successfully treated. |
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Dogs are already being trialled for detecting cancer by sniffing urine samples. |
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//Dogs// - but are they as good at detecting cancer as pigeons are?
(see link) |
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Pigeons have the additional advantage that those that fail the training assessment can be converted into a tasty and nourishing meal. |
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{crosses "Korean" off the list of nationalities [8th of 7]
could potentially be} |
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I always envisage 8th as a type of moth eaten,
talking pigeon, that hops around constantly
moaning about its gnarled feet, which look like
blobs of matted chewing gum, with a few
protruding matchstick stumps. |
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Nice. Having mammo next week. I wish I could just slip on
the old brassiere instead. |
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Did you know that a mammogram is 10^17 grams? |
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