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Contrary to popular belief
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Since 3d hearts are kind of shaped like butts, why not make one
is an anatomically exact model of a butt but that is shaped like a
heart, you know from both sides, so that it would have a little
hole right between the two lobes of the heart butt? What about a
furry butt heart? Now how
much would you pay?
If you're going to have your butt cast
you might as well make it useful. [FlyingToaster, Feb 15 2015]
||Uh-oh. Another case of Baker Burnout.
||Obligatory WIFRT: From the title I thought this was going to be a fictionalized history of how the tiny nation of Asstoria fought for and won their independence from Britain in the 13th century, led by their indomitable countryman, Brent Butt, aka Buttheart.
||His battle cry - 'They may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR COMFY CHAIRS!!!"