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Legal contracts written and negotiated according to the rules of Calvinball.
Whereas the party of the first part (SMARTYPANTS)
shall henceforth be known as "EL SUPREMIO ------------------ MAGNIFICENTE" until the end of time or until the scuzzzy | HOME BASE | party of the second
part (BILIOUS FOOL) counts to eleventy------------------ -fifteen backwards from seven gazillion and six, by twenty-sevens (or by forty-ones when under DOUBLEBUBBLE BONUS restrictions), whichever comes first (or second, if the sum of the scores of all parties is a prime number), let it therefore be
1. The first party shall supply to the second party
such resources as necessary to >>>INFINITY ZONE!<<< (all provisions currently in effect are now divided by
2. In the event that...
(and so forth)
I tried to draw in a map to a pirate's treasure, with the trail leading all through the text, but was thwarted by the fact that I can't use multiple blank spaces. Oh well. You get the idea.
the idea that inspired this one [beauxeault, May 01 2002, last modified Oct 17 2004]
||Wow. I'd love to go to the infinity zone.
||Not too far away from how it's really done. Everything is negotiable...
||The party of the second part does not agree to the contract as it does not adhere to the French language TPPCPPC poetry requirements as stipulated in his own mind...
||There aint no sanity clause!
||But there is a Sorta Claus.
||damn! how am i supposed to find the tresure without a map!